@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

I wanted to make shikadai join jashinism for shits and giggles but then I realized actually that’s a pretty great idea and maybe I should do it myself

I also got semi-bullied by a bunch of teenagers, hence the notes

Oh don’t worry, I won’t bury you. It has been quite a while since I’ve used shadow strangle jutsu on anyone, however….

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy cackling*

You’re not my wife go away

temari would beat us up !! and gai would just ? cry ? which is worse. imagine making gai genuinely cry.

Oh no. never

Keep going. No the camera is not on. 

Shikadai go to your room.

What if I cried real hard and Mom noticed

(… She would say that your crybaby genes are from me–) Okay okay fine. You don’t have to do that.

Damn you a crybaby? 

Haha loser

You cry in front of a girl one (1) time and she holds it against you for the rest of your life but still marries you in the end so it’s okay

I thought you were a beard for her relationship with Tenten

…

……

………. Shikadai where in the world are you getting this information.

He’s imagining things. 

BABE,

Don’t worry. Everything is just as your fragile little heart believes it to be. 

Oh, that's a relief. You're always saving my ass, you know that, right? That's why, when we got married, I knew that I could trust giving my heart to you

It says “Tenten my friend” 😌

Yeah so is being irreversibly traumatized for life

Literally the patches are so much better the smoke just makes me cough

Shikamaru. Stop, get some help.

I'm sorry, Shikadai, the what

this house is not a safe place

Shikadai, you know we both love you very much. You're our son and our love is unconditional. Just... don't go around saying things like that, okay?

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

I wanted to make shikadai join jashinism for shits and giggles but then I realized actually that’s a pretty great idea and maybe I should do it myself

I also got semi-bullied by a bunch of teenagers, hence the notes

Oh don’t worry, I won’t bury you. It has been quite a while since I’ve used shadow strangle jutsu on anyone, however….

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy cackling*

You’re not my wife go away

temari would beat us up !! and gai would just ? cry ? which is worse. imagine making gai genuinely cry.

Oh no. never

Keep going. No the camera is not on. 

Shikadai go to your room.

What if I cried real hard and Mom noticed

(… She would say that your crybaby genes are from me–) Okay okay fine. You don’t have to do that.

Damn you a crybaby? 

Haha loser

You cry in front of a girl one (1) time and she holds it against you for the rest of your life but still marries you in the end so it’s okay

I thought you were a beard for her relationship with Tenten

…

……

………. Shikadai where in the world are you getting this information.

He’s imagining things. 

BABE,

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

I wanted to make shikadai join jashinism for shits and giggles but then I realized actually that’s a pretty great idea and maybe I should do it myself

I also got semi-bullied by a bunch of teenagers, hence the notes

Oh don’t worry, I won’t bury you. It has been quite a while since I’ve used shadow strangle jutsu on anyone, however….

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy cackling*

You’re not my wife go away

temari would beat us up !! and gai would just ? cry ? which is worse. imagine making gai genuinely cry.

Oh no. never

Keep going. No the camera is not on. 

Shikadai go to your room.

What if I cried real hard and Mom noticed

(… She would say that your crybaby genes are from me–) Okay okay fine. You don’t have to do that.

Damn you a crybaby? 

Haha loser

You cry in front of a girl one (1) time and she holds it against you for the rest of your life but still marries you in the end so it’s okay

I thought you were a beard for her relationship with Tenten

…

……

………. Shikadai where in the world are you getting this information.

You’re literally at work all day you have no idea how much time she spends at Tenten’s place

Half the time Tenten closes the shop right there when she enters

OkayOkayConversationOverThat'sEnoughNiceTalkingToYouSon

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

I wanted to make shikadai join jashinism for shits and giggles but then I realized actually that’s a pretty great idea and maybe I should do it myself

I also got semi-bullied by a bunch of teenagers, hence the notes

Oh don’t worry, I won’t bury you. It has been quite a while since I’ve used shadow strangle jutsu on anyone, however….

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy cackling*

You’re not my wife go away

temari would beat us up !! and gai would just ? cry ? which is worse. imagine making gai genuinely cry.

Oh no. never

Keep going. No the camera is not on. 

Shikadai go to your room.

What if I cried real hard and Mom noticed

(… She would say that your crybaby genes are from me–) Okay okay fine. You don’t have to do that.

Damn you a crybaby? 

Haha loser

You cry in front of a girl one (1) time and she holds it against you for the rest of your life but still marries you in the end so it’s okay

I thought you were a beard for her relationship with Tenten

…

……

………. Shikadai where in the world are you getting this information.

Wait what? Tèntèn…

Don't look at me like I know anything, I--

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

I wanted to make shikadai join jashinism for shits and giggles but then I realized actually that’s a pretty great idea and maybe I should do it myself

I also got semi-bullied by a bunch of teenagers, hence the notes

Oh don’t worry, I won’t bury you. It has been quite a while since I’ve used shadow strangle jutsu on anyone, however….

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy cackling*

You’re not my wife go away

temari would beat us up !! and gai would just ? cry ? which is worse. imagine making gai genuinely cry.

Oh no. never

Keep going. No the camera is not on. 

Shikadai go to your room.

What if I cried real hard and Mom noticed

(… She would say that your crybaby genes are from me–) Okay okay fine. You don’t have to do that.

Damn you a crybaby? 

Haha loser

You cry in front of a girl one (1) time and she holds it against you for the rest of your life but still marries you in the end so it’s okay

I thought you were a beard for her relationship with Tenten

...

......

.......... Shikadai where in the world are you getting this information.

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

I wanted to make shikadai join jashinism for shits and giggles but then I realized actually that’s a pretty great idea and maybe I should do it myself

I also got semi-bullied by a bunch of teenagers, hence the notes

Oh don’t worry, I won’t bury you. It has been quite a while since I’ve used shadow strangle jutsu on anyone, however….

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy cackling*

You’re not my wife go away

temari would beat us up !! and gai would just ? cry ? which is worse. imagine making gai genuinely cry.

Oh no. never

Yeah. You’re right. She would.

… And I don’t want to see Gai cry either so. Let’s keep it that way :)

can’t have shit in konoha

Well, it started when a certain Akatsuki member caused me to cradle my dying sensei’s head in my arms. I’d think you would know that though, considering that, y'know, I thought the two of you were friends and you were at this fucking funeral and all

exactly. can’t have shit in konoha.

Do you think that maybe if Konoha wasn’t a place that glorified being a military state that we could actually have shit

hm. If only someone could’ve done something about that….

someone who got into a position of power… right after the nations were at peace and united as equals ….

hm….. like the hokage after the 4th war … hm….

Damn. Now that's an idea.

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

Said he was gonna become a “jashinist” too

What a weirdo

Just. Don’t listen to anything he says, okay?

… Can I ask where you even found out what that is in the first place?

My Earth-release training went well. 

Okay okay, that’s enough of that. Why don’t you go have your mother help teach you wind-style. Or go play your video games. Or do you want some money to go buy trading cards. Just do Literally Anything Else.

I am easily bribed. 

Okay. Here you go.

Make sure you’re home before dinner. You know how your mother is.

Nice, see ya

I’ll ignore the still living rotted body buried in the forest

Good. While we're at it, let's forget today ever happened. You can talk to me about it a decade from now, then I can tell you everything. ... But not now.

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

I wanted to make shikadai join jashinism for shits and giggles but then I realized actually that’s a pretty great idea and maybe I should do it myself

I also got semi-bullied by a bunch of teenagers, hence the notes

Oh don’t worry, I won’t bury you. It has been quite a while since I’ve used shadow strangle jutsu on anyone, however….

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy cackling*

You’re not my wife go away

temari would beat us up !! and gai would just ? cry ? which is worse. imagine making gai genuinely cry.

Oh no. never

Yeah. You’re right. She would.

… And I don’t want to see Gai cry either so. Let’s keep it that way :)

can’t have shit in konoha

Well, it started when a certain Akatsuki member caused me to cradle my dying sensei’s head in my arms. I’d think you would know that though, considering that, y'know, I thought the two of you were friends and you were at this fucking funeral and all

exactly. can’t have shit in konoha.

Do you think that maybe if Konoha wasn’t a place that glorified being a military state that we could actually have shit

I thought it was because it’s a constant arms race between nations and slipping even a little in military power means vulnerability to conquest

Yeah see, you graduated from the academy with far better grades than me

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

I wanted to make shikadai join jashinism for shits and giggles but then I realized actually that’s a pretty great idea and maybe I should do it myself

I also got semi-bullied by a bunch of teenagers, hence the notes

Oh don’t worry, I won’t bury you. It has been quite a while since I’ve used shadow strangle jutsu on anyone, however….

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy cackling*

You’re not my wife go away

temari would beat us up !! and gai would just ? cry ? which is worse. imagine making gai genuinely cry.

Oh no. never

Yeah. You’re right. She would.

… And I don’t want to see Gai cry either so. Let’s keep it that way :)

can’t have shit in konoha

Well, it started when a certain Akatsuki member caused me to cradle my dying sensei’s head in my arms. I’d think you would know that though, considering that, y'know, I thought the two of you were friends and you were at this fucking funeral and all

exactly. can’t have shit in konoha.

Do you think that maybe if Konoha wasn’t a place that glorified being a military state that we could actually have shit

Stop converting someone child to your Useless Religion, Kakashi

Exactly! Thank you, Kiba, for having my back. You're a real one

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

I wanted to make shikadai join jashinism for shits and giggles but then I realized actually that’s a pretty great idea and maybe I should do it myself

I also got semi-bullied by a bunch of teenagers, hence the notes

Oh don’t worry, I won’t bury you. It has been quite a while since I’ve used shadow strangle jutsu on anyone, however….

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy cackling*

You’re not my wife go away

temari would beat us up !! and gai would just ? cry ? which is worse. imagine making gai genuinely cry.

Oh no. never

Keep going. No the camera is not on. 

Shikadai go to your room.

What if I cried real hard and Mom noticed

(… She would say that your crybaby genes are from me–) Okay okay fine. You don’t have to do that.

Damn you a crybaby? 

Haha loser

You cry in front of a girl one (1) time and she holds it against you for the rest of your life but still marries you in the end so it's okay

When I buried Hidan in that hole like I didn't and still don't give a single shit about what his opinion is of me but I didn't think far enough in advance to what would happen to my future family and well, fuck,

Don’t worry he thinks I’m cooler than you

I'm kind of an idiot so I think anyone else that's not me is by virtue cooler

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi

Is that so.

Said he was gonna become a “jashinist” too

What a weirdo

Just. Don’t listen to anything he says, okay?

… Can I ask where you even found out what that is in the first place?

My Earth-release training went well. 

Okay okay, that’s enough of that. Why don’t you go have your mother help teach you wind-style. Or go play your video games. Or do you want some money to go buy trading cards. Just do Literally Anything Else.

I am easily bribed. 

Okay. Here you go.

Make sure you're home before dinner. You know how your mother is.

@shikamaruofkonoha​ What the fuck is Jashin

WHY DOES THIS POST HAVE 39 NOTES BEFORE I SAW IT WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY SON

Kakashi