viva la apocalypse!

random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am

neil gaiman, reposting at 4 am

I don’t even know how to explain how much this post means to me I straight up cried laughing the first time I saw it and it still makes me laugh every time I see it. it’s been months

it sure fucking is buddy

She is soggy

Oh shes so good at that

Riveting performance

the little jog in place to get hyped up before drinking! perfection!

A kitchen is a research lab for new ways to say I love you

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually.

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

2 sentence horror story

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

she embodied it

her boyfriend said yes to "would you still love me if I was a worm"

do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee

When you guys refer to a “blorbo” from your shows, I picture this guy in my head

It’s ~spooky season~, so time for more of that otgw au

the main characters in this au are diego and ben, but this is what the others look like!

they’re all (except for five) wearing costumes! see if you can guess!

[ID: the seven Hargreeves siblings as children, drawn in a style similar to Over the Garden Wall. They are all lined up in number order and facing forward, and most look varying degrees of morose. Luther is wearing a big fluffy coat, ripped jeans, and red sneakers. Diego is wearing a black hat with two points, a black sweater, and black baggy pants. Allison is wearing a fancy blue dress with puffy sleeves. Klaus is wearing a black double breasted vest, black pants, tall brown boots, a white button down with very poofy sleeves, and fake fangs. Five is wearing his usual outfit; navy blazer, shorts, tall socks. Ben is wearing a vest, a button down, and wide-legged pants under three striped scarves. Vanya is wearing a white cloak, black pants, and white boots. End ID.]