Imagine Sherlock sitting in driving school! OMG! Everyone would wonder if he’s the teacher or not. The actual teacher after half an hour: Please take over the class I’m done. Me in driving school: What!? No! Teacher: Shut the f*ck up! #this is how u do it *lol*
That might be a bit OT but nevermind. I have like four or five OTPs and sometimes it is hard to decide which one I like most. Sometimes a friend of mine and me are talking about pairings. She is like: I just don't ship anything. Then we talk about Spirk and she is like: I love it. They are totally married. And every time another of my friends and me are talking about Spirk they are like: No, not Spirk. They just don't fit together. And I take my other friend as example say: Think about her. She ships Spirk but nothing else that means something!
Can we pls get Steven Moffat to do a Sherlock movie. Then there is no discussion about who wins best picture at the oscars. This movie would at least win the “Big (Fandom) Five”: “Best (Pairing) actor (Martin Freeman) and actress (Benedict Cumberbatch) in a leading role” “Best (Relationship problems) adapted screenplay” “Best (I only cast friends and family) director” “Best (RomCom) picture” And then they would also win something like, “Best (Style) Costume Design” (C'mon. I mean….. Westwood!) Or “Best (I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high functioning sociopath) score.”
A few days ago a friend asked me how I would die in my favourite Fandom.
She did not asked me if i would but how. And I did not thought of it and told her I would be stabbed with a dagger in the back byJim.
Then I would fall into mud. With my face. With a dagger in my back. Because somehow it must be embarrassing to me. Mrs.Hudson would be like: “Boys you’ve got another one!”
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This is just sooooo incredible funny.
My nose is red My eye is blue I have to confess John, I really love you.
Did actually no one ever wondered if Greg found out that Sherlock pickpocket his police badges?
Every time he was at baker street and anoyed Sherlock his badge was gone. Maybe that was the reason for the drug bust, in the first episode: Greg secretly just wanted to get his badges back.
Recently I gave my flash drive to my uncle. We have no printer so he was about to print a document for me.
He was like: “There are just pictures. I can´t find anything else.”
I froze. I couldn´t rememeber what kind of pictures I saved on that flash drive.
The day after it I told my friend in school what happened. I said: “Something like that just happens to fangirls/boys.”
She was like: “And also exhibitionists.”
I am going to write a book and it is going to be a bestseller.(take care: SARCASM!!!)
The Plot:
John H. Holmes and Dr. William (Sherlock Scott) Watson meet for the first time in the St.Barts Hospital in London. They are both looking for a flatmate. When they see each other for the first time, the feel attracted to each other immediatly.
William wants a romantic relationship but John wants more that Dom-Sub related thing. When William is realizing what kind of “relationship” John wants to have he is truely shocked but he is so in love with this man that he returns to him. He moves in with John.
Because of Johns jealousy William is forced to quit his job as a gynecologist. But because William refuses to quit, they split up. John commites “suicide”. William marries a woman called Amanda.
Three years later John returns. William states that John is not dead at all. He just took revenge on the man (Sebastian Andrew Moriarty) who driven him into that sadistic life.
For the first time in his life William understands why John liked to hurt people and because he is so angry he gives his former boyfriend a bloody nose. Then he leaves Amanda, gets together with John again because he is under his spell and can not get rid of it. He will always love John.
So they lived happily ever after.
