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Incorrect Loki Quotes [208/?]

The Republican candidate for President in 2024 is going to be a CONVICTED FELON.

This is not a horse race. The 'divided nation' narrative must account for Republicans picking the most flawed individual in history to use as a blunt object to destroy democracy and the rule of law.

I've got a question to all loki lovers, writers and all that...

What is Loki's favourite ice cream flavour?

Instead of writing, I evidently prefer to think about facts and stuff for the story (instead of writing it🙄) and for plot purposes, I wonder what ice cream flavour our dear Loki favours?

I have my personal preferences but they're very plain and my scope in ice cream isn't very vast anyway so what does the community think?

I'll tag a few people i hope wouldn't mind my tagging and if you do mind, sorry... 😅

@lokisprettygirl @holdmytesseract @mcufan72 @vbecker10 @sarahscribbles @lady-rose-moon

In one of my series i wrote Vanilla being his favourite 🤣 for such a complex man I think he'd prefer a simple flavour

I think mint chocolate chip. Matches his colours and it's quite a divisive flavour

I think if you'd ever ask Loki his favourite flavor he would be like "as dark as my soul" and then end up buying strawberry or cotton candy 😭

@mrs-illyrian-baby mint choco chip really suits him tho 👀 !

A masseuse

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

IS THAT POLLEN???????????????????????????????????????

magic spell

I cast “allergies bad enough to delete you from existence”

everyone in the notes either has allergies or is a whore

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

an article on the subject for the curious:

The idea of Loki using old-school english and Shakespearian insults is fucking hillarious, but I think it's even funnier if he doesn't talk like that all the time and it only comes out when he's really pissed off.

Like, imagine you're arguing with him and bro calls you a "cockalorum". With a really strong british accent. Out of absolute nowhere.

Sometimes I forget my family and I live in completely different circles mentally

Have a good day :3

Yellow duck road

David Brooks is paid to be a character.

He represents whiteness. He is endlessly wrong. He is a bad faith actor who never atones/repents. It's just one long advertisement for products that don't work. His lack of accuracy is a perfect description of conservatism, writ large.

Often dead wrong, never in doubt.

Ross Douthat is equally as worthless.

dudes will be like "women only date based on looks they wouldn't go for a guy who isn't conventionally attractive" meanwhile the women in question are thirsting over the ghoul from fallout bc he's cool and wears cowboy boots like looks literally have fuck all to do with it fellers