the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

This shot of a giant excavator in Germany slowly making its way to a coal site 25km away. [March, 1999]

the hatred for coal mining and coal power leaving my body when i see bagger 288

Bagger 288 being made to devour mountains for coal is abuse, like the robot equivalent of K-9 units. It should be fighting monsters with Ultraman

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.

You know what, I got a whole bunch of fabric / old clothes at home and no idea what to do with it. I might just learn how to do this too

Then you might be interested in a database with hundreds of free plushie sewing patterns of just about any animal, as well as dinosaurs, pokemon, etc: https://craftresource.fandom.com/wiki/Plushie_Sewing_Patterns

& If that's a little overwhelming, here's some easy beginners plushies: - Manta Ray https://cholyknight.com/2021/05/14/manta-ray-plush/ - Whale https://craftresource.fandom.com/wiki/Whale_Plushie_Sewing_Pattern_(Lacey) - Simple dino: https://welivedhappilyeverafter.com/diy-long-neck-dino/

and a little more chalenging but my personal favorite: - totally not that one shark from a Swedish furniture chain store that everyone loves: https://freesewing.org/docs/designs/hi

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

im studying them like little bugs

im not a ghoul fucker but i believe in their beliefs

someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

why is adderall even a controlled substance. whats the big deeeaaallllll

come oonnnnnnn

the child to adult pipeline is real asfuck

Reblog for sample size etc etc

* How to calculate the number of fics in your history:

Im tired of pretending fallout has ever been good.

fallout would be so good if it was good. you agree. 3000 meta posts

average fallout new vegas youtube video: here is my analysis of why the independent vegas path is the only path that makes sense to bring political balance to the mojave and also here’s why raul is the best companion and also here’s an analysis of the enclave quest and the character development of arcade gannon and also here is why dead money is the most under appreciated dlc and also here is why

average fallout 3 or 4 youtube video: lol i put a bunch of mines in this npc’s home let’s see them blow up

Because New Vegas players confuse having only shitty endings with no upside with having a good plot

ratio

You know I am right , New Vegas Cultist

oh fuck it lets just cut to the chase and make out

Fine

More lore on Liam’s story!

Sadly it wasn’t a happy memory…

The thing is he used to have a partner when he was a trooper, Jesús. They had a pretty discret relationship, since being gay and open was frowned upon as captain Knight tells you in game, but they were happy. Everyone else just thought they were good friends.

One day Jesús died and he couldn’t bear it. He left the NcR and became a courier to escape the memory.

I think he was better off without seeing that picture

Also I like to think that Liam and Boone’s paths crossed at McCarran.