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@kelstenk-blog

Kels.per aspera ad astra.
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*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

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fukkce

This teacher battled his student in a talent show….teacher was WAVYYYY

Teacher hit the first move and I knew it was curtains

Different!!! Who is that!!!

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*is romantically and sexually frustrated at the same time*

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Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

This sounds like a man on cocaine

ardnale

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

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stop calling teenagers millenials

like the youngest millenials are 23 years old

and the oldest are 40 years old

youre thinking of gen z, the gayest, most trans, most racially diverse, most atheist generation of all time and they are gonna fucking change the world.

Reblog for gen z, the gayest generation.

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How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

Bitch I’m wet

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ryandevon

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

Source: facebook.com
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