big dyke energy

it's the last day you can rb this

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

I had to doodle her at least ONCE

Today I encountered a white and red lamp of a saint that said “Ride Or Die Bitch” on the halo and I’m basically gonna think about it for the rest of my life now

Went back to get a pic and on second viewing I think it’s of the Virgin Mary but idk I’m not an expert on these things

I think it’s these two dudes that really make it for me

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

Pmmm art and moments where if either of the girls where a boy everyone would view it as romantic without question but because their both girls people will fight for their lives to say it’s not and I keep reblogging with more

i’ve like never played a resident evil game and don’t intend to but i still just cannot stop fucking thinking about stupid manthing i’m fuckin ballin tweet

Sleep paralysis is weird… you’re awake but your body literally can’t fucking do anything, your brain is going “back to sleeeeeep” but your survival instincts are saying “DON’T GO BACK TO SLEEP OR YOU’LL FUCKING DIE” you end up being this creature that’s half way to an anxiety attack but literally can’t do anything about it… mother nature why did you design this shitty animal

And then your brain projects a demon into your room because why not?

Brain: this situation isn’t hellish enough I’m gonna add some uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…satan

The first time it happened to me I had a witch, complete with pointy hat, green skin and a wart on her nose, floating on a swirling black cloud above my bed.

I was about 12 at the time.

man i feel sorry for you guys. The first and only experience i’ve had with sleep paralysis was literally just a bunch of fucking ants crawling all over my body, but like it was a poorly looped gif of ants and as soon as I realized when the ants reset to their original position, they started floating off my body in chunks and clipping through my bed. Hands down one of the top 5 funniest things to happen to me.

It seems you were suffering from sleep bethesda

Onion, Then, Now, Forever.

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

world heritage post

MORE sticker designs! At this point I’m just making the kind of Pride merch that I want to see in the world, lol. 

Link to my Redbubble in my blog description!

four horsemen of the apocalypse

this is so funny

this is like. all media 

why is Donald Glover just chilling there he’s not even in his Lando costume does Disney own Childish Gambino

this SUCKS

when did disney buy the st. louis cardinals

monky

If you want a handy infographic explaining every company disney owns, check this out

Always reblog exposèes on the obscene abuses of power perpetrated by the Disney corporation

i work in media and it is INSANE how much they own

red dead and beyond

bed bath redemption