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DKD3's Splatfest Hell

@dinnerkingdedede / dinnerkingdedede.tumblr.com

25 / male / straight / The self-proclaimed Grinch of Splatfest is back like he never left!
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THE ONE PIECE

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

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Welcome To My Platoon

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

This Is THE LIEUTENANT

No One Knows His Name

But When He Moves His Soldiers

It Is Like Checkers-Game

This Is SARGENT TONGUE

He Can Lift Up Stones

And If You Make Eye Contact

He Will Break Your Bones

This Is LITTLE MICKEY

The Sneaky Little Fellow

He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card

Without A Single Bellow

This Is MR. RASCAL

He Is The Size Of Flea

Where Are You Mr Rascal

You Are So Hard To See

The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER

He Licks All Spoons With Glee

Holding Them With Both Hands

For They Are Slippery

KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One

His Cheeks Can Produce Milk

With It, He Drowns His Enemy

A Truly Loathsome Ilk

Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

He Knows How To Crack Wise

And Always Can Be Counted On

When You Need A Disguise

Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”

With Big Cigar In His Mouth

Our Demolitions Expert

For When Things Are Going South

The Ninth Is ME

Im New Guy Never Fought Before

I Just Cant Wait To Get Home

To Fuck My Wife After The War

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I’m happy that Remona got her Angry Rain Boots back, but I’m still waiting for lord Nogami to add the Eggplant Mountain Coat back so Remona can have her signature look again...

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slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

He nyooms

honestly im not surprised

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