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moved to burhnam

@not-bernthal-blog / not-bernthal-blog.tumblr.com

amy; one batch, two batch, penny and dime.(i track #userbernthal)
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The most important thing, in anything you do, is always trying your hardest, because even if you try your hardest and it’s not as good as you’d hoped, you still have that sense of not letting yourself down.

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sebastian stan is out there, with his nice hair and soft biceps and a smile that brightens up a room and i feel so #blessed that i am alive at the same time he is

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                    “You’ve already lied to him, now you want to go to war with him?”                                                                 Peggy Carter in Ant-Man (2015)

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Millennials are so cool dude we have a whole separate dialect like 👀☕️ means a specific thing but someone 25 years older than us wouldnt realize that And we capitalize Random Words to show that they are significant and we read them in this way that differentiates them from the rest Like how the little trademark™ sign gives a whole different meaning to a word And like…this…is not the same as… … ..… . this We’re so cool

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favorite slang terms for penis

  • kicky-wicky (1602)
  • long plum (1613)
  • bald-pate friar (1656)
  • silent flute (1720)
  • gaying instrument (1811)
  • liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)
  • master of ceremonies (1890)
  • father confessor (1890)
  • quimstick (1896)
  • patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)
  • ambassador (1927)
  • kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)
  • dingle-doodle (1935)
  • dingwallace (1951)
  • snorker (1963)
  • corned beef torpedo (1975)
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