this new villain wont stop fucking bugging me his names the tickler
the tickler blew up a hospital yesterday
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this new villain wont stop fucking bugging me his names the tickler
the tickler blew up a hospital yesterday
just fought some guy, called himself "the rainbow goblin". said, "im like the green goblin, but GAY!!!"
i did have to kick his ass but it was because he was blowing up buildings not because hes gay
im bisexual
did you just fix homophobia
WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof
oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr
spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box
hes hit a street light
he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman
fuck
Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight
Now I'm making them lez out
i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.
happy to announce that this post is at the top of the taylor swift tag, meaning this is the most widely shared opinion regarding Taylor on this website at the moment.
Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri
Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.
The final pun is brilliantly wrought and deserving of applause that is, at the very least, 45 caliber.
i like aphrodite's matching makeup with ares :)
i hope the notes on that taylor swift arent too bothersome queen o7
i'll be fine, wolves raised by a toothless mother are incapable of biting hard.
Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.
you know what really gets my goat?
el chupacabra
I’m sorry!? What?!
Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?
The first person who claimed they saw the chupacabra described it as being bipedal, having greenish-grey reptilian skin, and having a row of spikes down its back. She had also recently seen the 1995 film Species, which happens to feature an alien that looks like this:
Oh I was already beaten to this explanation so I’ll reblog this one. Shame she left out one critical detail though. We could have had three decades of tits out goatsucker legends.
The Lovers
The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company
gale's reaction to mystra telling him to blow himself up is obviously heartbreaking but on the other hand it is deeply DEEPLY hilarious when Gale, Learned professor of renown, is like "if there was another way to defeat the absolute don't you think the goddess of magic would have thought of it" and the band of badly socialized half-feral murder children he's running with just go "well maybe the goddess of magic is stupid, gale"
Didgori Monument, Georgia
taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol
ohh i get it now, she's the one torturing poets
she's such a hack lmao
she’s too successful to be morose like this. come on girl take some joy in your position. tell us about how great it feels to be at the top. there’s no bangers on this album
my son wrote those
my younger son produced these