Steve could only look bemused as he marked his page and closed his book to give his teammate his UNDIVIDED attention. “What’s wrong with this image?” He questioned, finding nothing from with her attire. “Nobody expects you to wear the SUIT twenty-four hours a day.” Or, at least, Steve didn’t expect that.
Downtime was downtime, after all.
Clint’s feet landed in his lap as the television blinked itself into life, but Steve said nothing as he shifted to a more COMFORTABLE position. He flicked his book open again, determined not to watch the movie ( he’d end up watching it over the top of his pages later anyway, but for now, he could at least PRETEND not to watch the drama unfold ).
He’d heard all sorts of things about the logistics of a floating door, including how much room two people required to sit on said door whilst awaiting rescue.
“People make moronic choices every day.” Steve shrugged, including himself in that swpeeing statement. Thankfully, most of those choices ended in something that WASN’T death, but there was always that chance. “1500 lives lost is MORE than a moronic choice, don’t you think? It screams carelessness or irresponsibility to me.”
Kidding - of course. He still struggled with the culture change some days - the slang, the sarcasm, the new technology… it was like living on a different planet at times. “Well, that’s GOOD to know. I’m honoured to be between Nat and Thor in your estimations, really.”
“Ugh, you really don’t have any experience with ROMANCE do you? I mean--I dunno, our marriage was struggling anyway, but I figured a way to FIGHT it may be to keep the magic alive.” She takes a long sip of her wine, clearing her glass before pouring another one. “There is nothing magical about me in this. I mean, I have OATMEAL and avocado on my face, Steve.”
She let the subject of Bobbi disappear, uncomfortable and clearly not ready to talk about it. Although, this was the MOST she’d spoken about her ex-wife in WEEKS.
Clint leaned her head back and relaxed on the sofa, watching the opening credits and humming a little with that oh-so-FAMILIAR song. Seriously--everyone knew that song, right?
“Yeah well, I did some research a while back, and apparently, one of the MYRIAD of reasons why the Titanic didn’t have enough lifeboats is because they didn’t want them to get in the way of the First Class Passengers’ VIEW. 1500 people dead, so some rich asshole could get a fucking OCEAN view. They were literally surrounded by the ocean.” She shook her head and tried to hide the dripping anger in her voice, ignoring the fact that she had just SWORE in front of him. That had been one of her first missions, she remembered. Some wanted JEWEL thief had stolen a priceless necklace from a survivor, and Clint got it back.
The old lady was gracious--she made her some COOKIES. And Clint couldn’t pass up coffee and CHOCOLATE chip cookies. So they sat and bonded, Clint soaking up this woman’s story for hours. She could still remember the pain in her eyes, and it felt as though she had been there herself.
Shaking her head out of that reverie, Clint shot a warm smile at Steve. “Trust me, that’s a pretty sweet spot to be in, Rogers. I mean, before a literal GOD? Those are some damn good odds.”