what if gatsby was a mushroom and he called people “old spore” instead

what if gatsby was a mushroom and he called people “old spore” instead

what if gatsby was a mushroom and he called people “old spore” instead

you can't read shakespeare's plays. begging everyone i meet ever to WATCH them please they're so much more understandable and fun and whimsical and the comedies are funnier and the tragedies are more heartbreaking when you can actually just. see everything. like you can't just READ it it's NOT A BOOK!!!!

Okay I know the answer to the question "why do so many adaptations invent some plot with Dracula and Mina" is "because Mina's in the whole story and Lucy isn't" but here is my incomplete list of reasons that Lucy is clearly a foil to Dracula and should be the lady to have some sort of narrative tie to him:

People who don’t know shit about Yellowjackets

What do you think is happening in this scene???

how to be my friend on tumblr

1. literally just fucking talk to me

2. thats it

If you’re seeing this!!!!!

I hope something good happens to you!!! 🫶🏻

She took them. And the house.

@mvshortcut

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Le important day in meme history has arrived

And Internet history was made.

Here she is in November 2023 celebrating her 18th birthday and being a very good doge.

I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing

This can't just be me, right?

Dracula this chapter: