Why We Can't Have Nice Things

babe wake up! new booktok nsfw censorship term just dropped

what if I couldn't take it anymore?

Reminder to just say masturbation, sex, vagina, penis, menstruation, fuck, death, kill, boobs, dyke, faggot, etc. like a real adult.

reminder to everyone who doesnt use tiktok: you dont actually get banned for saying these words, people do this to evade others' tag blockers.

a lot of users DONT want to see this kind of post, so people censor and change words around to get put on peoples "for you" page even if they have been marked as "not interested". this is part of why it can get really difficult to find posts you actually like on tiktok, is because the algorithm is really bad at guessing that these posts are not actually about "self care". the creators of these posts are hoping they get forced in front of people who want to see something else.

Oh that's way worse than what I'd been led to believe was happening

May you all find joy equal to or greater than the joy this woman is having with her new hobby

i want to put in the same room as the sponge painting lady

You are 100% on to something here

If we could bottle the joy that would be created in that room we'd have world peace at last

powering up her beam attack since 2011…

IS THIS MAN OKAY??

McGill

So my friend got me into tf2 about 3 weeks ago and one of my favorite things so far is sniperscout vs sniperspy. I have no idea if people fight over this, but why would they need to? When the funniest outcome is RIGHT there?

Like how is that not great? Just a dad and his son, having a crush on the same dude who pisses in jars.

nowhere else

Reblog to make it die faster

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

if i can't play as a girl in your video game you already lost brother

absoloutely love it whenever red blu sniperspy dynamic is the most tender complex old man yaoi ever written complete with angst and fluff and then red sniperspy is just

kicking a hornets nest.

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

people will try sooooo hard to apply their own personal tastes to who you, personally, find attractive and it’s so bizarre. “i can’t believe you’d fuck him” Well Elizabeth someone has to. and for me it’s a privilege and an honor

“he’s not hot to me” damn that’s so crazy. Who asked

should i go figure out what spongebob and/or cum based humor is about because tumblr thinks i might like it

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk