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DesignatedGrape

@designatedgrape / designatedgrape.tumblr.com

Bi. 80s baby. Usually she/her, but they/them is always good, too. Schitt's Creek, Simon Snow, Check Please!, Heartstopper, Stranger Things, RWRB, and whatever else strikes my fancy. Icon by me. Header from @perfectopposite. DesignatedGrape on AO3.
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My head's been occupied with tattoo-artist!Steve lately so here are my weekend doodles. I know it's probably more likely for Eddie to be a tattooist but listen....., Steve as tattooist??? *chefkiss* fuck yes!

I dedicate the pics to all you authors who wrote a tattoo-artist!Steve fic. ❤ I am so very grateful.

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It is my deepest honor to welcome you all to the marriage of @samepictureofbaz and @samepictureofsimonstits!

@rainbowrowell we hope you will be our Honored Guest.

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Beautiful! 🥹

@samepictureofsimonstits, in front of all those following today, do you take @samepictureofbaz to be your husband, to stay by him through sickness and health, through failure and success, through times fandom discourse and times of joy, through months and months of accidentally forgetting to post, so long as you both shall blog?

By the power vested in me by the Universal Life Church, Tumblr.com, and through the boopablity of Rainbow Rowell herself, I am happy to pronounce @samepictureofbaz and @samepictureofsimonstits as Man and Tits! You may boop each other!

To all the Snowbaz supporters gathered here on Tumblr today, if you promise to love, guide, and support @samepictureofbaz and @samepictureofsimonstits as they embark on this beautiful adventure, helping them have a strong and vital marriage, please reblog, “I do."

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Scrolling my dash and booping all my friends. Did I boop you already? Who knows! Definitely not me. Gonna boop you again. Boop!

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Steve and Eddie get a little studio apartment in the queer section of the city, by virtue of Steve getting hired as the building’s handyman. Half the residents are drag queens and there are RULES.

They can flirt with Steve all day long. Eddie (literally) will hiss and spit like a jealous cat, all red faced and pouting, which is INCREDIBLY entertaining. While the flirting is harmless, Steve’s pleased smile about how possessive Eddie is over him can melt the most cynical old queen’s heart. (They all think a lil “you’re welcome, Steve” for getting Eddie all riled up ever night.)

However, anyone who flirts with Eddie better be prepared. Steve’s glare is cold and cutting, and the silence after is worse. And if you piss him off enough, Steve is all for revenge. Better hope your toilet does clog or your sink keeps draining. Worst case is he’ll MAKE issues for you, until you make it up to him. And the only way to do that is to go support Eddie’s underground metal band and spend your hard earned money on his merch. (Eddie thinks Steve being a stone cold jealous bitch is hot.)

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