gerard way: stay ugly!

me, knowing full well i never had a choice: anything for you gerard

harsh advice for the mercury signs

aries: stop making impulsive decisions! trying to solve a problem quickly doesn’t work if you don’t think it through. don’t be so direct, it comes off as aggressive. you need to learn that other people have different opinions than you. don’t be so aggressive or try too hard to win an argument. criticism is not meant to hurt you, it’s meant to help you. start being more patient. just try to relax more or use your energy for other things. you’re very enthusiastic and know how to excite other people. you’re an excellent motivator. keep this up! many people need help with this and no one is better at it than you.

taurus: you knew it was coming- stop. being. so. stubborn. you have excellent common sense, use it to help you fix this stubbornness! some decisions are urgent. it’s good that you think them over but there’s no need to over analyze. understand that other people believe in different things. go ahead and fight for what you believe in but don’t get so into it that it ruins your day. you’re practical and deliberate. you’re not indecisive and you keep both emotions and logic in mind. continue doing this, it’s great!

gemini: try to start concentrating on a specific subject. it’s okay to learn about multiple things, but master one! watch what you say to other people. when communicating, you’re emotionally detached so that can make you come off as rude. the gossiping, flirting for no reason, playing with others’ weaknesses and stirring up controversy are things you can stop. they’re pointless! no need to do them just because you’re bored. you’re open-minded, logical and one of the most intelligent placements. you’re an excellent speaker and very witty. people will always enjoy a debate with you. these are very good things. use them as your advantage, find a career, skill or hobby that these can be applied to!

cancer: you seem a bit closed off and secretive even when you’re not. watch out for this! you like other people but this can push them away. you hate conflict. you start arguments often but don’t fight back. it’s okay to argue back or settle the argument down. you’re not doing anything wrong if you do. just don’t take anything the other person says so personally. criticism is to help you, not hurt you. there’s no need to be defensive. other than that, you’re very thoughtful. you’re shy, but this isn’t bad or good, it’s just there. you’re romantic, you have a great memory and you’re gentle. you’re loyal and not impulsive. these are all excellent qualities. you should mix them when working on everything else!

leo: it’s okay if you want to share your knowledge, but try not to act like a know-it-all. sometimes you even come off as arrogant. you’re not trying to be and you can’t even tell when you are. you always think about what other people think of you as a whole. you want everyone to love you, but you don’t think about when you’re annoying them or making them mad with little habits you have. pay attention to this. people aren’t gonna like you if you don’t pay attention. and don’t be so stubborn! other than that, you are passionate, creative, friendly, and entertaining. you’re an excellent actor and public speaker. you should definitely start doing more things that can put those great qualities to use.

virgo: relax. everything that can be fixed can be done by relaxing. it’s okay to learn about something you’re interested in, even if it doesn’t have a purpose or won’t get you anywhere. you pay attention to detail so much that you miss the big picture. you need to find a happy medium. you’re very picky, critical and whiny- all of this can be fixed if you just relax a bit. you get like this when you’re stressed out and overwhelmed. if you take this advice, you won’t be as stressed out or overwhelmed. you’re practical, detail-oriented, and cautious. you don’t make impulsive decisions. this is all great! if you try to take the advice i offered, make sure you keep these qualities. it might be a little hard but it’s possible!

libra: start actually listening to people. hear what they say. continue to think about the logic of what they’re saying, but don’t do it as much as you are right now. try to stop being so indecisive. stop trying to find middle ground for every single argument. you’re trying to make it fair, but sometimes that can be the exact opposite. because truthfully, one person can be right while the other is wrong. in those cases, there shouldn’t be a “middle ground”. don’t be lazy and try to be reliable. you’re great at diffusing conflict when it needs to be diffused. in the cases where two people arguing are right, you’re great at finding that place in between where it can be fair. continue this! just make sure that both sides of the argument are good and it’s not just black and white. you’re artistic, easy-going, a perfectionist and supportive. this is great! you’re able to easily take the advice offered and keep these qualities.

scorpio: watch out for coming across as negative! you don’t mean to, but people might see you as that. for example, when you’re giving critiques, be careful with how you give them. you also might be very quick to say something back to someone that makes you seem negative. it’s hard to compromise with you because of how stubborn you are. other signs are the same, but they won’t hold on as strongly or aggressively as you do. you’re very good at reading people and keeping secrets. you’re also a great motivator. you’re artistic, strategic, intelligent and passionate. you’re an excellent person to my friends with. keep this up! it’s one of the best things about you.

sagittarius: pay more attention to details! it’s great that you’re an optimist, but sometimes you need to start looking at the realistic side so you don’t set yourself up for disappointment. you could be more organized! try to stay patient with people. you can also still learn about many things to satisfy that curiosity of yours while focusing on one subject. you sometimes are gonna have to. because you’re so blunt, you can come across as someone who brags and is rude. this has to do with how much you want to get to the point, same with the impatience. this can actually be very good though- you won’t fall for mind games and sometimes getting to the point is needed. you’re independent, adventurous, enthusiastic and great at defending others. you love learning about broad subjects. this is all great! keep it up!

capricorn: this advice given to you is very similar to the advice given to virgo mercury- relax. you get impatient with people, overwhelmed, skeptical and strict. take a step back a bit. not everything is in your control and not everything is gonna go smoothly. when there’s bumps in the road, don’t get aggressive or impatient. you’re just gonna have to figure them out and you can’t do that when you’re feeling a ton of heat. try to be more open-minded! you appear to be pessimistic because of your lack of enthusiasm, this is also something you’re capable of changing if you want to. you’re reliable, independent, practical, intelligent and cautious. all of this proves that you like stability. if you take the advice offered, you’re more likely to be surrounded by more stability!

aquarius: stop starting problems and running away from solving them. you’re very smart! you’re capable of coming up with solutions immediately if you try to. there’s no reason to start chaos if you don’t want to be involved once you begin it. you have a big superiority complex which can do the exact opposite of what you want. people see that you have this complex and don’t like it. then they are less likely to satisfy it or allow you to practice it. it’s contradictory. try to get rid of this complex, it does literally nothing. you’re open-minded but also stubborn, it’s confusing. on top of all of this, you’re independent, organized, quirky, funny, practical and observant. that’s awesome! it makes people love to be around you. 

pisces: you don’t like conflict, but when you’re unpredictable and moody, it causes conflict. this is confusing for other people as well as yourself! try to take a step back and think about how you’re feeling. is it rational? does acting out in unpredictable ways fix anything? try to sort out your thoughts more. this will help you make decisions and form opinions. you’re very trusting of others. this can set you up to be taken advantage of. sorting out your thoughts and really trying to think things through (without mixing in emotion) will also help stop this from happening. when overwhelmed, relax and get back to work instead of being lazy. you’re very artistic so engage in art! it will help you build confidence. you’re an awesome listener and very imaginative. applying logic to your thinking will help everything you imagine actually become reality!

Stevie Nicks: time makes you bolder, even children get older, and i’m getting older too.

me, a good 30 years before i was born:

When I make coffee in the morning I always mix in some peanut butter, honey, and whole milk. Muthafuck starbucks. This shit tastes delicious and costs twenty-five cents to make.

every single one of this dude’s posts reads like it was written by eminem’s aunt

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

10 year old me after watching one episode of h2o: just add water

THIS IS TRUE

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