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Procrastination in action

@belphegor1982 / belphegor1982.tumblr.com

40 yo French ace, she/her. Lots of fandoms, the occasional rambling, parfois des trucs en français. Kinks include kindness and characters caring for one another.
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New pinned post!

The links at the top of my blog don’t work on mobile, so if you’re curious:

  • What I look like (photos and the odd video of my dumb face)
  • What I sound like (same, but with audio clips of my dumb voice)
  • My art links (my art blog, Flash Rogues art blog (dormant for now), and where to find me on AO3, DeviantArt and FFnet)
  • My tags (only accessible via browser; some of the links are broken but you can still use the tags if you copy/paste ‘em after belphegor1982.tumblr.com/tagged/[tag name])
  • My OCs (general OC tag)
  • My fics  (with links and summaries, updated when I post things - also doesn’t work on mobile but you can find my stuff, fic and art, with the tag #my stuff)

Those of you who like a small Venn diagram of Justice League Unlimited/DCAU and my fics might remember a collection of ficlets back in 2010-2012, called Snapshot Collection. Well, a while ago I finished the long process of posting them on AO3! The entire series is there and appropriately called DC Snapshots. It has a collection of 200 words per work on average snapshots and then a dozen slightly longer works.

So, having started on 16th September 2022 and finishing (with a hiatus) on 17 July 2023, here’s Snapshot Collection!

Alternate list with summaries under the cut to make it dash-friendly, since I’m pinning this:

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More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:

  • HES SEVENTEEN
  • He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.
  • He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.
  • Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.
  • He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)
  • Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.
  • If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.
  • He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.
  • He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.
  • He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.
  • The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.
  • He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.
  • Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.
  • Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.
  • He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.
  • He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.
  • He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.
  • HES SEVENTEEN.
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renaissance in the 21st century

some more

the WHAT??

okay, found her

some more good replies from the notes

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

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reblogged

So, according to my calendar, and my notification from @gorogues , it's Len's birthday today! That being said, I couldn't just do nothing, so I spent an hour or two making this! Happy birthday Captain Cold! (Please appreciate the costume transitions, I'm very proud of them! :> ) I did my best to get all the footage I could, but I only really had access to Injustice 2 and a few clips from YouTube :<

Potential flash tw.

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gorogues

What an awesome tribute to him :D Not much makes him happy but I bet this would!

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fulcrvm

illya is so dramatic oh my god i love him

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petermorwood

Illya Kuryakin was my favourite of the two Man From UNCLE heroes; for one thing I could imitate his accent far better than Napoleon Solo's - and did my best to imitate his dry snark, too, despite parental disapproval.

"Sarcasm," they used to say, "is the lowest form of wit."

That, BTW, is yet another quotation normally heard incomplete but which has an entirely different meaning when whole.

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.” (Oscar Wilde)

I gained no credit when I found this out courtesy of a library Book of Quotations. "Being smart" was not a compliment in 1960s Northern Ireland, and I suspect that may not have changed.

There was a period - I was about 11, maybe 12 years old - when if I wasn't at school, I wore black polo-neck (turtleneck) sweaters for preference, and that summer I even persuaded Mum and Dad to let me get The Haircut.

It was retrimmed to something a bit more ordinary before the start of new term, which is just as well. What was cool on an UNCLE agent wouldn't look half as cool on a First Former in school cap and shorts...

:-P

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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doubleca5t

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

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yd12k
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evelynquack

HOLY SHIT IT CAME ACROSS MY DASH NATURALLY!!!

We have been blessed to see this legendary hero within our world today. May this come upon your dash naturally.

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Old Welsh lit: Dave punched Steve. This incurred a fine of twelve cattle and a nine-inch rod of silver and is known as one of the Three Mildly Annoying Blows of the Isle of Britain

Old Irish lit: Dave punched Steve so that the top of his skull came out of his chin, and gore flooded the house, and he drove his fists down the street performing his battle-feats so that the corpses were so numerous there was no room for them to fall down. It was like “the fox among the hens” and “the oncoming tide” and “that time Emily had eight drinks when we all know she should stop at six”

Old English lit: Dave, the hard man, the fierce man, the fist-man, gave Steve such a blow the like has not been seen since the feud between the Hylfings and the Wends. Thus it is rightly said that violence only begets more violence, unless of course it is particularly sicknasty. Amen.

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