I’ve been here too long

Me consuming any type of media eversince joining this hellsite (affectionate)

Dream: *preaches to others, including Lucifer themselves, about the virtues of hope*

Also Dream: *faces mild inconvenience*

I've been thinking about Laerryn and Loquatius a normal amount

i love brennan lee mulligan so much he unironically says things like “well shucks gang” and then in the next sentence will say “the vestiges of divergence” like go little funky man!

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also first kill is FUN and delightfully CHEESY and it has a THEME SONG just let yourselves enjoy it!!!!!!

“I saw seven bird”. Oh boy, I’m done, and pretty happy with how they all turned out! I’m guessing on a few of the names and relics, so here’s hoping I’m not to far off! 

pirate dance party!!

reblog if you too are a bastard racoon

Literally no trope emotionally fucks me up faster than “Character outlives their lover by many years and at the end of their life their lover comes to escort them from the world” like I only have to think about it hypothetically to start crying.

My dungeons and dragons character sacrificed himself to save the world and left his elven husband behind.

At the end of the elves life he was gathering water from a river and found the wedding ring my character was wearing when he jumped into the world soul. That night my character came and took him to the next life.

Their rings are now a magical item. You get 2+ to your armor and attack if you wear them both,or you are within 10 ft of another person wearing the other ring, or if you give one to someone else no matter how far you wander from each other you will always return to each other. The rings want to be together.

This might be the first time I’m using this pic unironically

#THE RINGS WANT TO BE TOGETHER#I AM CRYING

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) + letterboxd reviews

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"

player’s handbook: tieflings typically have skin tones similar to humans. though rare, they can also come in shades of red

literally everyone:

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈

To all of us who’re just a mess ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎

First and last episodes of Critical Role: Campaign 2.

So I lied about the M9 being done cause I decided to fully finish off nine with hot boi Essek