SHE NEARLY LAUGHED. no such things, as she believed. at least not ones that dwelled amongst the living. perhaps they existed somewhere, but there was NO WAY that such beings would bother with humans. humans were pathetic. boring. worthless creatures.
“guess tha’ job isn’t short of exciting.”
he smiled a bit wider, looking devilish, and couldn’t help it as he chuckled a bit. it was true: the job tended to be exciting some days, but for the most part, he just sat in his shop and practiced spells and read old books. it was a charming life, indeed, one that he enjoyed.
❝ some days, yes. most days, no. i’m not exactly a priest. the most i do is burn a little sage. ❞
HEAD CANTED, trying to determine what he meant by purifying. she sort of grasped the idea of herbs. medicinal and the like, but how it could do such a thing to a HOUSE, she wasn’t all too sure. she took a guess, figuring she might, at least, be c l o s e. “like… of demons or something?”
❝ yes. demons...ghosts...malevolent spirits... ❞ he speaks slowly, a grin on his pale lips. as a witch, he knew of these things all to well. they were his minions. but he, of course, had to make a living and helping get rid of them certainly helped him do so.
❝ i um .. got a little bit of a DILEMMA. ya’r not SQUEAMISH are ya ?? ❞
❝ can’t say that i am, no. ❞
@blckvcnom | starter call
❝ are you looking for something specific ? ❞
THIS GUY WAS JITTERY. it made her pause, wondering. “…wha’ kind of HERBS y’looking for anyways, bub? an’… uh… wha’ exactly do y’plan on doing with ‘em? jus’, like… cooking or something?”
❝ i own an herbal shop. i do lots of things with different sorts of herbs...sage for purifying a house...that sort of thing. ❞ he responds softly, avoiding her gaze.
“ Someone is an eager beaver ! fine , if you really want to help. “ Voice trails , dipping into a whisper as eyes flicker to access the area ; clear for now. “ How are you at hiding bodies ? “
❝ i just really like to help, miss. ❞ he responds with a soft smile, quirking a brow when she glances around. it made sense when he heard the question that followed, however. ❝ if that is a service you require, i am capable. i need human parts for some of my spells. ❞
“ Think not. “ Call her cautious but , she’ll keep business between partners. “ Thanks and all. “
❝ are you sure ? i can help you with whatever it is that you require. ❞
@streetxcat | starter call
❝ oh, uh, hello miss. i was just looking for some herbs. ❞
“AN’ M’LOOKING FOR A DOUGHNUT SHOP. why y’telling me this, bub? y’want my permission or something? i don’t own this land or nothing.”
he nervously scrambled for words. ❝ oh, uh, there’s a, uh, doughnut shop just up that way, ❞ he points behind him. ❝ just go up there and uh, take a uh, right and you should arrive. uh, sorry to uh bother you. ❞
@flamedamaged | starter call
❝ i’m afraid that whoever you’re looking for isn’t available. i can help you with whatever you require. ❞
@streetxcat | starter call
❝ oh, uh, hello miss. i was just looking for some herbs. ❞
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