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*Deep fries myself* haha am I a snacc yet? lmao
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That’s the point. Don’t need your ashes keeping my fiance apart from me. Favorite? Really? I’m the only child, I thought. Depends on your comments day to day.
fiance? whos this fiance when did you get a fiance lets be real here dirk you might be an only child but those dragons of mine might as well be children as well youre also the most pleasant one to talk to in the family kings an ass daev doesnt do his job im an ass i make a lot of comments i spose
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Yeah, I’ll put you in one of the vats that I make steel with. I’m not sure we’re gonna end up like some Greek shit, despite how cool that is, but, you know, we’ll see. This stuff varies from moment to moment.
dont make me into steel youll melt me i hope we dont i rather like not being murdered by my favourite child does it now
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Yes, it was. My, you’re catching on quick to me. Nah, looks like I’ll just have to keep your snowflakes in a jar.
you good you good youre my kid i have to keep up or else it ends up with some greek mythos shit where you kill me with a shotput youre gonna need a big jar
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How do you know I’m not joking either? Jeez. Chill out, will you? You’re like a feeble old man that’s heart is about to be broken.
is that a pun and i am a feeble old man look at me im practically dust already mourn me my child for soon i shall be the wind yada yada something about eternity
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Too young. Right. I see. I mean, sure, I’m too young to run my own court, too young to have my own life. If you weren’t needy, you’d let me be my own guy.
clearly a sense of humor was not something you inherited from me i was joking dirk
is that what you really think
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Sure. We’ll go with that. Or their mortal bodies.
That’s a lie and we both know it.
not all of them are mortal but i suppose not all of them have parents either damn them
its the truth youre just too young
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Maybe. Not my fault they need sleep.
Do you really want me to explain? Really?
not their fault either their parents fault for sure
yes im never needy
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I can’t really interact if there’s nothing to interact with. Is it really that demanding, Mr. Needy?
maybe youre just following all the people who suspiciously go to sleep when you take a peep online and how am i needy
Anonymous asked:
[[the roles link in your timeline pages is broken is think]]
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NOT EXACTLY! JONATHAN IS… QUITE FILTHY. BUT TONES DOWN WHEN I AM ONLINE. :)
TRICKSTERS.
AND NO, WE HAVE A VERY HARMFUL PLANET, BUT WE GRACEFULLY CLEARED OUT SPACE AND HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MANAGE A CITY FOR OTHERS TO COME AND VIEW WHAT WE CAN DO HERE!
IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
OF COURSE I DO. I AM A FATHER, OF COURSE.
im sure that he does doesnt want to get in daddy dears bad books
trickster i barely know her
how benevolent of you im sure its insert compliment here
Daud has a thing for making deals, as all fae do, that benefit him in odd and subtle ways. From mere mischief, to paranoia, to the use of memories as some sort of fuel, to whatever else his mind can conjure. All deals have their own hidden agendas, their fine print, a layer beneath all others. This deal could hardly be called any different. Daud goes to her, “JD Strides” as she calls herself, rather than beckoning her to him. There’s less likely to be questions that way, and he gets to stretch his legs. Ice and cold air clings to him and the space surrounding him when he shows up, metal embedded into his skin frosty in his anticipation for a new dose of traumatic memories to take. He doesn’t waste time in looking around, observing his surroundings. More occupied with the one before him, and their old, boring eyes. “Bad decision express here to pick up one chickadee for a trip down some new eyes lane. Got a ticket?”