*slaps your balls*
Nice cock bro
*slaps your balls*
Nice cock bro
It is near 3 in the god damned morning and I am losing my mind.
who keeps making these weirdly specific videos of cans of junk food exploding in lava while circus music plays in the background?
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.
Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance
A helping hand
BABY OH MY GOODNESS
CONTENT
Baby did it……
The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.
Man if I heard that shit while descending upon a strange land with my brethren I'd straight up dig a hole to die in right the and there, fuck the emperor fuck the gods that's a warning straight from the bones of an older evil and whatever is coming is worse than death
when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it
Me writing a communist fanfic of Stalin on history finals in high school
Fascinating
yeah, people do lie on the internet, however i am so passionate about things that if i lie it will feel like i committed an autistic sin
if i just accidentally say something wrong i panic tbh catch me putting "to my knowledge" and "from what i remember" disclaimers on everything to account for human error
From what I remember, 1 + 1 = 2. I think. Not an expert though, feel free to fact check me! This is just an educated guess.
Bonus kiku time but she loves her Rotisserie Time where I just roll her back and forth
And also bonus pets and S L A P P I N time
someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky
me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky: