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FRIENDS SENTENCE STARTERS
  • ❛ Oh, don’t be mad — ❜
  • ❛ I wish I could but I don’t want to. ❜
  • ❛ He may not be my soulmate but a girl’s gotta eat. ❜
  • ❛ I have to go before I put your head through a wall. ❜
  • ❛ I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ❜
  • ❛ I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love! ❜
  • ❛ I think I’m having a stroke. ❜
  • ❛ Is she aware of our…special situation? ❜
  • ❛ I dumped him. ❜
  • ❛ I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day. ❜
  • ❛ I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. ❜
  • ❛ I’m curvy and I like it! ❜
  • ❛ Food? Oh gimme. ❜
  • ❛ How you doin? ❜
  • ❛ I’m not even sorry. ❜
  • ❛ Is it obvious I’m wearing six sweaters? ❜
  • ❛ Welcome to the real world, it sucks! ❜
  • ❛ Okay, I know it was a cheap shot but I feel so much better now. ❜
  • ❛ Could she BE anymore out of my league? ❜
  • ❛ You ordered pizza without me?  ❜
  • ❛ Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst thing that could happen? ❜
  • ❛ OH. MY. GOD. ❜
  • ❛ Shut up! You’re not my real mom! ❜
  • ❛ Hell is full of people like you. ❜
  • ❛ Okay, I’m not getting this. ❜
  • ❛ Why don’t you be a grown up and come watch TV in the fort. ❜
  • ❛ I hope it’s still funny when you’re in hell! ❜
  • ❛ I just wanna go over there and kiss him. ❜
  • ❛  How can I kiss him without letting him know that I like him? ❜
  • ❛ Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. ❜
  • ❛ If I had to I’d pee on any one of you. ❜
  • ❛ Everybody looks so happy, I hate that. ❜
  • ❛ If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches. ❜
  • ❛ My life is an embarrassment. I should just go live under somebody’s stairs. ❜
  • ❛ In junior high this girl said a lot of mean stuff about me and I set her bike on fire. ❜
  • ❛ __ ate my last stick of gum so I killed him/her/them. ❜
  • ❛ Can you see my nipples through this shirt? ❜
  • ❛ You’re not gonna try to make me join a cult are you? ❜
  • ❛ Remember, a moment on the lips forever on the hips. ❜
  • ❛ My wallet is too small for my fifties. ❜
  • ❛ Don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink? ❜
  • ❛ You don’t have a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed to? ❜
  • ❛ Oh, I’m gonna have to write that down on my hand. ❜
  • ❛ I guess things were just going too well for me. ❜
  • ❛ No uterus, No opinion. ❜
  • ❛ There’s more alcohol right? ❜
  • ❛ Well aren’t we Mr/Ms the glass is half empty. ❜
  • ❛ I am so excited, I may vomit. ❜
  • ❛ Isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic? ❜
  • ❛ Oh, I’m sorry did my back hurt your knife? ❜
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*    //    ID    :    STEVE    HARRINGTON    ( jerksredeem ).

&&& — starter . @dorklike .
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❝ HEY , ❞  HE  SPEAKS ,  rather  loudly ,  louder  than  he  was  expecting  the  outburst  to  be .  he’s  hushed  his  voice  now  ,  due  to  the  unpleasant  look  that  has  just  been  shot  at  him  by  the  school  librarian  . 
❝ i  haven’t  seen  you  around  here  before , ❞  steve  says  ,  leaning  over  the  table  towards  the  female  .  he  wears  a  quirky  grin  on  his  face  ,  chocolate  brown  hues  glittering  with  interest  .   ❝ given  i’m  not  around  here  that  much  either  ,  but  i  could  swear  i  would  remember  someone  like  you . ❞

        the    sudden    greeting    startles    her    at    first                head    snapping    up    from    various    papers    scattered    in    front    of    her                but    after    a    moment    she    smiles,    rather    FLATTERED    by    his    sentiment.            she’s    gonna    get    you    one    of    these    days,    i    bet,            laura    murmurs    bemusedly,    almost    a    warning,    nodding    in    the    direction    of    the    irritated    librarian.

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                          ‘dunno    if    i’d    blame    her,    though.            it’s    a    joke    not    necessarily    intended    to    make    him    laugh,    more    to    prolong    the    conversation    :    THE    LIBRARY    isn’t    the    best    place    for    a    friendly    exchange.    laura    begins    gathering    up    her    work,    motioning    to    the    entrance    as    she    quietly    addresses    his    curiosity.            ...    i    was    living    in    MAINE    'til    recently,    taking    care    of    my    grandparents.    i    grew    up    here,    though                it    hasn’t    really    changed    at    all.            except    for    the    cute    guy    talking    to    you                that’s    a    first    !
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*                GIIIRLWONDER    :    J.C.    NEWBY    !

@dorklike didn’t ask for this but oh well
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              “MOM called.”

              she    did,    huh    ?            laura    grimaces.            that’s    new.    what’d    she    want    ?    was    it    bad    ?    usually    is,    if    she    calls    us    first.     

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               *                    NERDS    DON’T    KNOW    THEY’RE    NERDS.    i’m    a        well,    i    prefer    to    be    called    a    dork,    actually.      //      an    ind.    &    sel.    stranger    things    original    character.    by    vee.

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        Hey    guys    !    Just    a    heads - up    :    I    went    to    the    doctor    earlier    today    for    super    sharp    wrist    pain,    and    it    turns    out    that    I    have    carpal    tunnel    syndrome.    I’m    not    sure    if    I    need    surgery    or    anything,    I’m    going    to    go    back    to    the    hospital    next    week    to    figure    that    out,    but    for    now    I’ll    be    wearing    a    brace    on    my    right    arm.
        Starters,    replies,    drafts,    &    all    that    good    stuff    are    going    to    be    PRETTY    SLOW    for    the    next    few    weeks.    I’ll    try    to    get    as    much    done    as    possible    ( bc    i’m    Stubborn    lol ),    but    i’ll    most    likely    stick    to    making    graphics    & / or    plotting    /    just    generally    being    a    nerd    through    the    IMs    or    disc.ord.
        Please    bare    with    me    !    I’m    tired    and    in    pain.    :’)
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