Bonus:

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

What?!

this is so funny to me it literally never occurred to me that british people wouldn’t know who oprah is

everyday i come on this website and see americans calling irish people british

POV: you are a lump of fresh dough at the bakery

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

I love these so much

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

Some people will have no fucking idea how funny this is if they haven’t heard the story.

It’s the myth where Thor dresses as a woman and marries a giant to get his hammer back as a wedding present from the giants father of anyone is curious. Btw Loki was his handmaiden lmao

You forgot the best part. Thor is specifically supposed to be disguised as Freya and he does nothing to play the part. He acts exactly as the big old bear-man he is - chugging beer and stuffing his face and so on. It’s up to Loki to sit there and tell the most bold-faced lies on the fly to cover up why Freya is acting sounding and looking an awful lot like giant-killer Thor whose hammer they happen to have hostage. And it works.

ok but do they stay married

Nah, Thor murders the entire wedding party, and all the guests (sans Loki)

That cut was completely horrifying

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY CHEST 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What tf was he trying to do

HE BOUNCED😭😭

“COUNTRYYY BOii”

Lmaoooo

that scream ended me

I’m in bed crying real tears 🤣🤣🤣😂

I’m ugly gulp laughing 😭

i gotta reblog this every time it ends up on the dash

aye y'all wanna see a dead body lmao

“With no shews er nuffin! WITH NO SHEWS!”

That scream omgosh 🤣🤣😂😂😂

Looooool

Baltimore AF 😂😂😂

@wutmel 😂

the scream got me gonnnneeee

💀💀💀💀

😂😂😂 I just wanna know what the plan was

This shit never get old Lmaooooooo

aahahaahhahahaaha

We are but civilian casualties in the corporate wars.

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Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

Reblogging this bc i love it so much

Beautiful 💜🧔🏻😘🐯

Love this!

The sound of cute puppies hydrating

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