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Jay Here!

@jay-scenarios / jay-scenarios.tumblr.com

he/they || 1999 || I’m a witchy non-binary ball of chaos || chaotic mind drop ft. rambles
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I’ve gotten quite a few new friends (if you follow me, you’re my friend. I do, in fact, make the rules.) so I felt like switching up my pinned post a bit to add more introduction to me 🤍

SO HI, I’m Jay. I use he/they pronouns and identify as a mess genderfluid/nonbinary, panromantic, and on the ace spectrum. I was born in early 1999, as an Aquarius. I was born on Chinese New Year, and tried very hard when I was young to convince everyone that I was born year of the tiger despite being a clear rabbit. My mbti is INFP.

I listen to a wide array of music, with k-pop, chillwave, new wave, alt rock and 80s-00s pop as some of the most common. Some of my favorite artists outside of kpop are Linkin Park, Savage Garden, Veela, and Depeche Mode. In kpop, my ult groups are ATEEZ and Stray Kids, but I also enjoy a lot of songs and artists across all the generations. With that, my ult biases are Kim Hongjoong and only Kim Hongjoong (nobody tell him I listen to anyone else). I reblog my favorites often to @officiallyjay99 for safe keeping.

I write, a lot more than I actually might let on! I have a collection of poetry, a couple screenplays, plenty of fanfiction, and some regular fiction stories. My first piece I remember ever writing was Crackers the Duck, and was about a duck who played baseball (crackers was a play on the crack sound of the bat and the quack of the duck, I felt very smart lol) and helped bring his team to victory. I believe I was like 8 when I wrote it but I think my mom still has it somewhere lol. I’ve also been published twice (one poem, one screenplay) in a small collection of works that was run by my high school creative writing teacher, but now I write and publish (mostly fanfiction) here via @twisted-tales-of-all and will read (not as often as I’d like) and reblog my favorite pieces with reactions via @jay-recommends-scenarios !

Outside of writing, I also have a couple hobbies that aren’t as often acted upon. I enjoy photography, taiko, audio/video editing, SFX makeup, and dance. If you ever see someone walking around California Georgia in SFX makeup, it’s easy to assume that’s me, especially so if I’m dancing or singing as if nobody’s around. I also took a taiko class in university over and over again, and even made my own taiko love song while there that I still have, but never was able to perform thanks to covid. (I graduated with my BA in sociology in 2021 if anyone is curious.)

I’m a very outgoing introvert, so will usually be very friendly if you approach me, but that often means recharging, so I don’t reach out to people often, with the exception of my best friend @mo0nbeams who knows my entire life whether they want to or not 🩶 Feel free to reach out to me if you’d like! My ask box, submissions, and DMs should all be open on this blog!

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Greetings, travelers.

Recently, We have been exceptionally busy with business outside of The Land That Connects Them All. However, We have begun to struggle slightly in these new lands. In this world - as We quickly learned - money is quite important in keeping Our form safe and secure.

In order to continue doing what we love and recount more stories for all of you while also keeping Ourself afloat, this Storyteller has decided to introduce commissioned requests. For the foreseeable future, these will be Our ONLY means of requests available. Otherwise, We will work on whatever sparks inspiration or on any events We participate in within Our networks of Connected Storytellers.

Should you like to commission a work, We have set up a shop here with six available options, listed by word count range and SFW/NSFW. Please remember to read and follow Our rules listed here before requesting. Also, do not hesitate to message before requesting if you are unsure whether your request will be accepted. We don’t bite unless asked to. If you would like to simply leave a small tip, there is also an option to do so on the page. Every little bit is graciously accepted.

Thank you all,

The Storyteller

Not many people know the whole story right now, but the owner of the boba shop I work at has been throwing a tantrum for at least two weeks now.

She overheard me complaining about the way things were run because she stalks the cameras like she has nothing better to do with her life, and has since 1. Stopped any contact with me unless I reach out first, minimizing that contact, as well. 2. Cut my hours significantly, from around 25-30 hours/week down to 5-10 hours/week. 3. Explicitly told coworkers not to associate with me despite us all being friends. 4. Illegally rolled back a time I was clocked in because “it wasn’t approved by management” but didn’t do the same to my coworker who was clocked in longer than I was. (I threatened the illegality of it, and got it fixed) 5. When confronting her about 4, used me as an example in the workplace group chat while using incorrect pronouns despite me and 2 coworkers correcting her, and another coworker saying that these situations are exactly why he quit (that was his last day). Immediately after this group chat exchange, all four of us involved were removed from the group chat and schedules despite three of us still working there.

So I am actively hunting for new jobs and have an interview tomorrow, but I am desperately short on cash until I can find something stable.

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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teaboot

Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

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The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

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50rats

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

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>password sharing is estimated to cost them several billion dollars

KEEP SHARING THEM PASSWORDS

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boggblog

Password sharing actually doesnt cost them anything, every time u share a password they dont have to pay u for that. Its free. They just use that language bc they say that not having everyone buy into their service is a loss of a customer they /never even had/ and are pretending they would have made money from those non customers

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sadphonics

They aren't losing money, they're just mad they aren't making more money. Absolutely share passwords with friends and people you trust.

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kosmogrl

I need to scream for 2 hours and break something and rip all my hair out and then scream again, but other than that I'm doing so well!!!

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