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Dragon Master

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“Well, it’s easier for men in their forties who are paying for a girls time.” And there goes a swallow of her drink. 
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Oh. “I see. That type. Should he drop the topic? Well  not all sexual experiences are that horrid. Though I can see why you’d think otherwise.”

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“Please don’t give him a reason to try to one-up that… Or better yet, don’t put my name in there at all.” 
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Next time a crisis occurs, I’m not helping the humans. I’ll save the pokemon but the humans can go die for all I care now. He isn’t finding this funny in the least.

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Champ-line Shenanigans Part 1

Incoming Call! Please hold!  Please adjust your audio!
Call Participants include:  Sterlingsilverchampion - Steven Stone @sterlingsilverchampion MasterSenpai - Lance @fabulance Kawaii motherfucker - Cynthia @shironax

Call Connected! 

sterlingsilverchampion

“Hello? Is this thing working?”

MasterSenpai

“Hello, yes. Mr. Stone. You ordered how many Pizzas to be delievered to yoir office? 30? That will come to 550,000P plus tax.”

Kawaii motherfucker

“Pizza???? Oh please tell me you got my garlic finger order too. I know it’s the other side of the world, but still.”

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