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If you’re a reasonably attractive girl who wants to fuck a lot of guys, life must feel like a video game on its easiest level of difficulty.

Exuse me but what the flippity fuck are you talking about?

Various women exist

I could spend the next couple of years mostly doing Vox Machina art, but I’m juggling things as is, so I tried to squeeze in everything in a four month project. Since the file is so ridiculous I cut it up for posting here, but you can see the whole assembled thing over on my Patreon.

Thank you to my patrons as well for sticking with me during this project! I’ll cover the last quarter of the painting, from Kashaw and Lyra (under the white dragon) and down to the end, in one of this month’s tutorials.

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

if you let others tell you how to feel about your own body, you’ll never see yourself in the mirror. let people think what they want but don’t let it affect you. you are you, and you know it best!

why am i so small and tired

Here's a tip

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

lawful good: “my friend”

true neutral: “my guy”

neutral evil: “my man”

chaotic evil: “my good sir”

chaotic good: my son

neutral good: my boy

chaotic neutral: “my dude”

Apparently I am chaotic neutral/neutral evil

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