Same energy
aftermath of Hojo’s untimely demise?
*Sephiroth walks into the SOLDIER lounge, where Lazard is*
Sephiroth: Professor Hojo has died.
Lazard: *gasp* How??
*Sephiroth begins to set up party streamers*
Sephiroth: Mysteriously assassinated.
Lazard: When's the funeral??
*Sephiroth sets out snacks and drinks*
Sephiroth: There will not be one.
Lazard: Have they caught the killer?
*Sephiroth puts out a cake that reads "DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD" in red icing*
Sephiroth: That's not information I thought useful to learn. Any more questions?
Lazard: Yeah, WHY ARE YOU SETTING UP A DISCO BALL?
Sephiroth: I find you criticizing the way I grieve highly insulting *pops some confetti* The party is at four, open invitation.
Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess
If AO3 had a slogan
Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)
Yo mama so inactive she deactivated
I like how the one dude had to sit down twice he was so overwhelmed
the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.
Sephiroth: Contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy Director.
Lazard: You don’t often hear “popular” and “decapitation” in the same sentence.
There's a post going around Tumblr about how if you're post-menopausal and have bleeding, you should get it checked by your doctor. I brought some minor bleeding I'd had up in a doctor visit earlier this year, prompted by that post, and this week, after a biopsy, I found out I have cancer. It's early stage and the survival odds at 5 years are 99%. I have an oncologist appointment and we may have caught it early enough that surgery alone will be sufficient treatment (no radiation/chemo).
So that post may have saved my life and it may have made my treatment a lot easier too.
If you get into menopause and then start bleeding again, really, get your reproductive innards checked out. The life you save may be your own.
This!! And Also! Vaginal bleeding after sex! Sometimes bleeding after sex can be very benign, but often times it is a WARNING from your body about cervical cancer. If you start bleeding after sex, definitely see a doctor about it. Much like endometrial cancer, cervical cancer is relatively easy to treat in early stages and is monstrous once it invades the tissue around it and spreads.
I went to the GYN for unusual bleeding and ended up needing surgery to correct what was going on! I had to be biopsied for cervical cancer (AGE 32!!!) and thankfully was negative. However, the doctor told me "I'm so glad you came in now. This is how we save your life, through early detection."
I was absolutely terrified to be told I might have cancer, but I was able to receive quick follow up and surgery to correct what was wrong. There is no benefit to sitting on a problem and waiting for it to fester if you have the ability to get checked out.
Thanks Neil.
The cuts for the three NYC library systems is $58.3M.
The NYPL link: https://www.nypl.org/speakout
It’s just so damn frustrating. I only know about BPL, but we’re going nuts trying to help communities with the resources we have.
The cuts are like someone telling us we’re doing a great job! Here’s your punishment.
Sigh.
Again, thanks Neil. Much appreciated. Hope you’re doing well.
Squirts my T gel directly into this persons eyes, blinding them due to its high alcohol content
Btw u literally wait like one minute for it to dry and then cover it with clothing and go about your day, which is why it says in the instructions to only apply it to places that will be covered by clothing, usually the upper arms or stomach. But yeah I’m out here doing the worm in my underwear on the subway seats, lock up your daughters
Yeah, I looked up the medication booklet and it seems like this gel won't be properly absorbed for hours. In that...you shouldn't wash for 6 hours afterwards to get the most efficacy.
The booklet is telling the wearer not to shower to try and get it to absorb so I'm THINKING that just maaaaybe wearing it under your clothes on public transport and someone eventually sitting in your seat and or *gasp* hugging you! Is not going to absorb into this person and mess with their own hormones. Estrogen shall not surrender that easy.
I'm not here to spoil the jokes, please continue laughing at this person's expense
I'm just here for the obligatory "transphobic fear mongering is just repackaged '80s/'90s homophobic fear mongering" reminder
Because this is a pretty blatant rehash of the old "Gay men are roaming the subways and stabbing people with contaminated needles to give them AIDS" panic, just in case you're too young to remember that one
Like, I was a literal child, oblivious to most things going on in the world, when this BS was going around, and even I heard about it because it made the mainstream news (at least in NYC)
Oh fuck, I remember that one! Yeah, you're right. Damn. There really is nothing new under the sun.
I can't stop thinking about that House episode "Act Your Age" where a dad uses testosterone gel and inadvertently causes his daughter’s and son's puberty to get triggered early.
is it just me or does the way people treat like "dopamine" and "serotonin" in modern pop psych context read exactly like balancing the humors
Ah the four humors: dopamine, serotonin, cortisol, and adrenaline
I love everything about this.
these two memes have equal and opposite energies
ok but how could you forget this one
god you're so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.
basically in corporate you either have email job or you have excel job. sometimes you have meeting job. sometimes it could be all 3. but thats it
how quickly we forget about microsoft word job
I love leather and I love fur and I don’t mind arguing about it.
“Do you think it’s okay to slaughter animals for their skin?” I eat them too AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH
“doctor I’m wearing a leather jacket and eating a hamburger please you have to take me away I’m a danger to society”
don’t go in there
Venison and buckskin.
And mink and coyote and fox!
Listen, fellas.
The problem isn't fur, the problem is factory farming. That's always the problem. Buying fur and bones and shells from Indigenous folks who know how to get them correctly and respectfully is the best practise.
But you know what kind of winter coat eventually decomposes and doesn't cause pollution and doesn't contain microplastics? FUR. You know what kind of fabric stays warm even when wet? WOOL. You know what kinds of shoes last forever? LEATHER ONES.
Plastic is bad for the environment. Are you going to kill a thousand animals or one? Those are your choices at this point, there is no zero. You have to square with the idea that you cannot get the blood off your hands, and you shouldn't feel you have to. We all depend on one another, and it's possible to want an animal to have the best life it can before you kill it for food and whatever else. Domesticity is a good deal for most animals when it's done properly--they get protection from predators, free food, and medical care that they wouldn't get in the wild, and a longer life and a painless death.
Pleather is plastic. Faux fur is plastic. Vegan leather is plastic. It's all plastic and it all releases microplastics into the water supply every time you wash it. It is not 'cruelty free' that is a lie advertising is selling you. You have got to stop thinking with your disgust reaction.
cant believe i havent seen this on here yet