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Vanya: I have a girlfriend now.
Klaus encouragingly: A girlfriend?
Vanya: *Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign*
Diego: Two girlfriends?!
Judge: for the murder of 14 people how do you plead
Diego: your honor I would like to plead oopsie daisies.
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Allison: So, Vanya, do you have a crush on anyone?
Vanya: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
Vanya: Also Sissy.
Five: When I was small-
Klaus: Was?
Five:
Five: *cocks gun*
If I see ONE MORE fanfic with Christopher the Poor Green Cube I will personally bash my own head in with a rock.
Sissy: *does anything*
Vanya: --and my heart went O O P S
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can you imagine living in 1963 Dallas and you're just minding your own business, probably on the way to do errands when you find the largest human being you've ever seen in your entire life being yelled at by a child in a fancy school uniform, and said child just blurts out I'M THE DADDY HERE with all the conviction in his tiny body, and later on, just when you think things can't get any weirder, you find out on the news that the man is a suspected terrorist/kidnapper/killer with four other accomplices and the child is apparently their hostage, i mean really what a wILD DAY
Luther: how would you guys describe Five?
Vanya: he’s clever, brave, resourceful—
Klaus: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.
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the cult: prophet, why are you leaving us?
klaus, sprinting with a megaphone: well, sometimes i feel i’ve got to *taps feet twice* run away
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Ben: saying lmao does not hide your pain
Klaus: yeah it does lmao
Ah yes it’s 1:48AM, time to yell about the audacity of Reginald Hargreeve’s existence
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someone said that luther and diego have opposite himbo energies this season which got me to making this
plus ben
i will not be taking criticism at this time
Klaus starting his cult:
reginald: I don't have a favorite child. I hate them all equally
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the cult: speak your wise words
klaus: im never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you