don't make it harder on me

"Oh, my God, Peter,” MJ whines, throwing her hips back. But he stops her, his hands heavy against her waist as he pants.

“What?!”

“Fuck,” she whispers, though she knows he’d hear it anyway. God, this is going to be mortifying. How do you explain to someone you fucking that you’re picturing someone you were in love with for years, even though they barely looked at you, all because you’ve never seen the face of the guy your sleeping with?

MJ is sleeping with Spidey and occasionally thinking about Peter. Her bad.

A companion piece to NSFW Art: Thanks, Spidey - by @machiavelien 🖤

i-lovethatforme

chapter two 🖤

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Cole classics////

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danger

redrola

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cognitohazardous

at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen

but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling

im terrified

r0-z

He is planning to attack you

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dankmemeuniversity

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kindahoping4forever

CalumHood: peaceful moments caught by the wonderful @ryanfleming

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goldencherryhazz

This pic though-

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zourried

A Collection of Harry Styles gifs (4/∞)

HARRY STYLES - AS IT WAS

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If I was a bluebird I would fly to you...

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saraholland2013

punk 57 mood board

I read this book in 3 days and I loved it so much it hurts! 🥺 misha and ryen are the best and here are some of my favorite quotes from the book:

To be in a place full of people and feel like they don’t want you there.

Seven years, and this is how you want to meet, Angel?

I want a lick while you still taste like you. And then today… You taste like shit.

I need you, you know that, right? I will not wait my turn.

He can’t have her. I miss you every day, I write. You’re my favorite place.

She gets off my dick when I tell her to get off.

We were perfect for each other. Until we met.

No one does me better than me.

Everything was real.

I’ll love everything you do. I promise.

I didn’t mean to lie, but I meant every kiss.

I’ll be anything you want, even gone if that’s what you need. I love you.

Make sure she gets home safe.

Just say you miss me.

No one does me better than me.

Because of course, saying you’re sorry is easy. Facing the shame is where atonement begins.

I hug Ryen close. This, right here, is everything.

It’s not forever. You have to go. Just follow this and see where it leads.

It gets better, you are important, and you can’t be replaced. Hang on. You’ll find your tribe.

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📖: 𝑷𝒖𝒏𝒌 57 💌

✍🏽: 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬

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oneirataxiahiraeth

Room Thief

Pairings : avenger!reader x PeterParker

Warnings : swearing, dramatic reader, smut, oral (fem. & male), praise kink, unprotected sex, Peter being cute, fluff

Inspiration: That one episode from bobs burgers where Linda started an Airbnb and rented Louise’ room to Teddy.

The “oh hi, Louise 🙂” “oh hi, mom🤨” audio on tiktok.

A/N :

I wrote this toms birthday... did I post it on toms birthday? No... but it’s the thought that counts amirite?

GIF by underoos-tom

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songbirdstyles

screw my brain (’till it hurts)

summary: you and harry are spies on an assignment to pretend to be a married couple in order to take down a drug trafficking ring. the only problem? you two can’t stand each other.

warnings: smut (18+), hate sex, knifeplay, breathplay (choking), slapping, fingering, phone sex (sort of); enemies to lovers, one bed, fake dating

song inspo.: death on two legs (dedicated to …) - queen / back chat - queen / you’re so vain - carly simon

word count: 19.5k

GIF by harryshouse

Keep reading

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Everyone shut up, there's a Hades-Untitled Goose Game crossover fic.

What's a God to a Goose? - elseifstars - Hades (Video Game 2018) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org|Organization for Transformative Works

It's a beautiful day in the Underworld, and you? You are a horrible goose. Note: I am NOT the author of this! I take no credit for this fantastic story, I'm just spreading it around.