when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

from the makers of eeby deeby

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

“All Might with Johnny Bravo’s voice works…a little too well”

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

here, have some happy girls and their girlfriends/wives/significant others ♥

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youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

…hell yes.

CSI: Willy Wonka

this is just like NBC hannibal

Children, this is dirt. 

 dirt?dirt?  dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?  dirt?    dirt? dirt?    dirt? 

A geology field trip

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