Just to reassure people: the prequel won't ruin Supernatural, because Supernatural already ruined Supernatural.
if we see each other in public the secret code is this
you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)β¦ *letβs the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*
buddy you have no idea
the difference is when you see a stupid take on tumblr it's usually from either a 14 year old or some 30 something year old shut-in. when you see a stupid take on twitter it's always like the governor of california or something
now why are they shortening the notes
tumblr staff just frantically rearranging furniture to make the place look nicer because a bunch of unexpected guests (twitter refugees) are coming over
I love how every tweet iβve seen telling people not to go to tumblr is likeΒ βtheyβre insane over there, those people will say theyβre going to wrap you in raw meat and then airdrop you into a den of hungry lionsβ because yeah. we DO say stuff like that here. thatβs part of tumblrs appeal actually
Anyway, reblog to wrap someone who just came here from twitter in raw meat and then airdrop them into a den of hungry lions
I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?
Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.
It means he only DROPPED SOUP
Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe
ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD
The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????
what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????
It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!
GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!
I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!
FUCK YOU!!!!
Genuinely convinced that my husband and I just donβt have the object permanence to be jealous.
When Iβm out until midnight heβs not like βI bet sheβs getting hit on by other guysβ heβs like βheehee viddy games, hoohoo paintingβ
And then when I do come back itβs like β:D oh shit I forgot you existed but im glad you reminded me.β
My husband, arriving home and seeing me: :D oh nice I have a wife
Me when my husband arrives home and I see him: :D oh nice I have a husband
Yeah we are just a couple of golden retrievers that lay on the couch and heave a heavy sigh and then see each other and go absolutely wiggly bonkers
My Valentine Cards
why donβt you read a poem about the sunrise written 5 centuries ago and contemplate the fact that we have been writing about the same sun for centuries upon centuries and then maybe youβll calm down
Speak up, support trans voices, support trans causes. Vote.
This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.
OK thanks
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Please dont leave food in my inbox. If i dont check my asks in time itll attract rats
dammit, too late
wrap him in a blankey wednesday
carving a gaming pc out of soap in jail
how the fuck did she get there and back so quickly (yes i know mirabels name is incorrect)