WerelyWrites

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

Enriched uranium sword with a lead sheathe that is rumored to slowly kill its owner in exchange for god killing power.

League of knights with similar blades all sheathe their weapons in the mechanisms of a dilapidated castle, their power bringing arcane mechanisms to life and unearthing secrets long buried and lost.

Two selfish combatants duel with these cursed blades, their final mighty clash laying waste to both warriors and their surroundings in an apocalyptic storm of divine fire that sees the land poisoned and cursed by the gods for decades.

“Hark, Lord Bollemer, ye shall taste the steel of my Cursed Blade, and thine doom willst finally be upon you! Ready thyself!”

This place is not a place of honour

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

so if “optimus prime” means “best first” and “megatron” means “large instrument” the entire transformers franchise revolves around the never-ending battle of epic proportions between Awesome #1 and Massive Tool

THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID

I thought I dreamt this video

Him

blorbo post compilation <3

Transformers - The Ultimate Doom - You waste more energy with your mouth!

Hard to argue at eye level with a jet plane when you're a tiny car

Thank you @robobbin for this adorable commission of Mafiafell Sans caring for their OC sick at home. You know I can't live without big scaryboys absolutely melting when their darling is unwell <3

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“hey sweetcheeks.”

You looked up from your position nestled on the couch, a flash of hot confusion and embarrassment momentarily awakening you from your feverish stupor. That... wasn’t the voice you expected to hear, coming through your front door. You lifted your head up a few inches- movement in inches was all you could manage right now.

... It was Sans. Sans was in your house. He had a nice, pressed red shirt and black pants- your spare keys hooked onto a claw, two plastic bags over one of his big arms, and an unreadable lilt to his shark grin.

“... Sans?” You mumbled, eyes widening into saucers. You felt your cheeks immediately get even hotter. 

So I've been making on the side, myself an MafiaSwap AU.

And people started to simp on discord for Blue.

I had to provide ✨

The kisses are for both people that like their Sanses big, or short 😉

Hayap Miyazaki’s Studio Ghibli New Years Illustration - 2022 Year of the Tiger

Showing memes to your uncles

Redditor’s wife knitted a beautiful star chart shawl.

PLS

@chiaroscuro-twilight