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men don’t tap dance with a little tophat and a cane like they used to
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Anonymous asked:
If there’s a pure wish what do you think it is?
A gold coin to appear in the pocket of every victorian orphan boy. Just in time to buy a christmas ham
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it’s literally raining and pouring and the old man is actually snoring
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"please get better.. for me" i'll kill myself right in front of you rn
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knuckle tattoos that say CAPY BARA
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i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice
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Fish that stares at gay people
Well, He Died and You didn’t even fucking notice...
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lovecraftiancum-deactivated2022
u r born on this planet against ur will and then they tell u drugs r illegal. this is all made up. wtf.
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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capacity
Why is Selena Gomez so big on ig? What did she do
itsaarnie
she killed it in Wizards of Waverly Place
capacity
She really did