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friends
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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape
(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)
I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.
@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.
a couple of challengers emerge
You are all fucking madmen
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this is like. GENUINELY the best edit i've ever seen in my life. full stop. let me reiterate: not just the best severance edit. THE best edit. the creator doesn't have a tumblr that i can find but i simply had to share.
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the polyamory moral panic that happens in the 2040s is gonna be crazy
If by “crazy” you mean “a tired echo of the moral panics about hookup culture, sex-positive feminism, free love, and every other challenge to traditional Christian marriage norms since the Matrimonial Causes Act of 1857,” then yeah, sure.
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Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!
Hello Is There Something Here For Me To Kill/ My Doordash Order? No? Well Fuck This Then Goodbye.
No wonder -- the musculature of spiders is partly hydraulic!
Spiders have no extensor leg muscles, so they rely on fluid pressure to straighten their legs: dorsal muscles increase hemolymph ("blood") pressure in the cephalothorax, which acts as reservoir. Pressure increase apparently extends legs much faster than muscles could, at least on a small scale. Without this pressure, legs cannot be extended, which is why the legs of dead spiders curl inward. In small spiders almost all jumping force comes from a pressure spike, although in the largest ones muscular flexion does most of the work.
High hemolymph pressure does put them in greater danger of bleeding out from wounds, which may be the reason they rely so much on traps and venom.
Game Changer is now a precision puzzle-platformer.
I'm not actually sure this changes things very much.
Severance is now set in the world of corru.observer? Surprisingly plausible.
#both heavily featuring memories externalized and locked away#cultural taboo against mental self-modification#and dark sludge#au in which lumon’s severance tech is corru-based#okay yeah the timelines don’t seem to match up but maybe kier secretly made first contact ages ago#and used stolen qou knowledge to start his little cult#alternatively: it’s just a spinoff show about the FBX
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ecstasyofdissection-deactivated
everyone should have a balanced diet of both good music and music that fucking sucks. it's healthy. get over it.
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metroid is about isolation
but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet
and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand
and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time
and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural
and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you
metroid is about love actually
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Microdosing friendship by liking each other's posts and sending a single dm back and forth every 6 months.
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[name not found]
A robot girl dating someone named Null, and her memory only acknowledges the name as an empty field.
"I know I am dating someone special, but it's name is missing from this vessel. I remember all our time well spent, I remember all the places we went. I remember all the dreams we shared, I remember embracing when we're scared. Our lives we share our hands they clasp, and yet it's name forever eludes my grasp"
DroidOS Patch Notes
v0.8.12 - Release date 2052.04.16
- New feature: Variable-speed blinking. The manual blink function now takes an optional blink-duration parameter, measured in slow-ticks. Testing has shown that 64 is a good value for all of you requesting the ability to slow-blink at cats.
- Bugfix: The semantic gesture module introduced in v0.8.9 incorrectly used the auto-switching listening locale instead of the cultural-context locale. You should no longer need to worry about unintentionally making culturally inappropriate gestures while listening to foreign-language speech. However, be sure to update your locale when traveling and using this module.
- Known issue: Person names are not correctly sanitized when being stored in the social module's datastore. While outright malicious names which could lead to catastrophic data loss were properly handled as of v0.7.28, it appears that the name "NULL" (with any capitalization) is still actually stored as a true NULL value. As long as you only know one individual with the name "Null", any issues should be minimal. Be aware that if you know an individual with that name and you notice occasional significant shifts in personality and appearance, it is quite possible that these are two separate people; due to the technical details of how the social datastore works, standard name disambiguation does not function for individuals named "Null". Resolving these issues will be our top priority for next month's release.
v0.8.13 - Release Date 2052.05.16
