even a worm will squirm

my first words were “$20 on pump 3 and a pack of marlboro lights please”

you were this baby

Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

the lil guy in question

alternatives to “i want to die”:

Here's a few that I started to say because I thought they were funny so I was more likely to use them!

countess 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

Cannonball

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

The fun other side of this too is when you are afraid of making other people feel that way so you just let shit go 90% of the time even when it’s reasonable and valid to make a comment/critique/etc

letter from a mother of a gay man. sent to ONE magazine, 1958.

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This post was flagged as adult content and the original poster was deactivated so I'm bringing it back.

done

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

holy fuck twin boo boo horn attack instant fatality

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

*something minimally embarrassing happens on a light hearted tv show*

me to myself, covering my eyes with a blanket: "don't worry baby it's not real, it's only actors. In real life embarrassing things don't actually happen"

not everyone is either butch or femme actually. That's a false dykeotomy.