Non-redstone trying to redstone: the magic of the glowing red ores is one of the great mysteries of the world that few have mastered. But with careful study, observation, and practice I too may be able to harness its powers

Literally anyone trying to use an armor stand: Cleo is a witch and if I touch their spell book I will die or be haunted for the rest of my days by the aftershocks of magic I will never comprehend

^^^^^^ @jellydragons these are literally the exact interactions that made me make this post. Cause it’s EVERY time

older siblings at any age: this is my baby brother! my infant brother! my mini-me, very small

tim gets an internship

the realest man is Gotham is this random Blackgate guard who let Steph beat the everloving shit out of her dad for 10 full minutes no questions asked

from Robin #16 (1995)

Bruce “I have a detailed contingency plan for every League member” Wayne and Clark “If Batman went evil I would just tell him to stop 🥺” Kent are so funny to me.

pros of corded headphones:

cons of corded headphones:

glad this was a hit with corded headphone users

The only thing you need to know about Tim becoming Robin is that he's the protagonist of a horse girl movie and Batman is the horse.

They needed to know!

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

but the way every site is just becoming more obsessed with being overly family and child friendly is insane. “i cant believe you’ve done this” getting taken down from youtube for ‘violence’. the way on tiktok if you want to subtitle your video you have to jump through hoops to censor words that arent even swears or sexual or else the video gets removed. i seen someone that had to censor the word diarrhea

supernatural is either a groundbreaking concept with terrible execution or a terrible concept with groundbreaking execution

exhibit a: season 7 is about a guy named dick whose evil plot is to make corn syrup. his weakness is laundry detergent and a Very Specific Bone. this somehow manages to be a a poignant criticism of american consumerism with a sub-plot of the most tragic yet beautiful romance you've ever heard.

exhibit b: season 15 is about seizing control of your narrative, ending the cycle your absent father began, and learning to tell the people you love how you feel before it's too late. what actually happens is they shoot god with a gun then kill every single character. unparalleled media experience

Donate if you can

Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).

it only takes being sucker punched in the face once by a high-on-fear-gas sibling to start stocking the sedatives and looking at everyone around you with 'what do i have to do to take you down as quickly and painlessly as possible' glasses

this is not actually out of concern, it's because if you get punched by a sibling while they are high on the flavour of the week YOU get in trouble for punching them back (you were in your right mind! breaking his nose was uncalled for! -Batman) and all of the batkids are bitter about it

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

It’s always so cool when you find these legendary posts and the OPs are not deactivated. It’s like, the gods still walk among us.