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@kylebarf / kylebarf.tumblr.com

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Okay, so i get now why you have so much money in your house. that's to keep yourself cured from all the AIDs you get everytime you get into ass-fucking random people

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I don't go around fucking random people! Is that what you're into? You a cuck or something? Just picturing me with a bunch of randos?

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"Oh I know everything about him." He practically laughs out with bitter amusement. "He's weak. A goddamn crybaby! He does nothing but rely on your sorry ass and he'll only ever bring you down for the rest of your life." He spits out viciously, his stare deranged, but his smile falls as he steps closer, staring down at the redhead as deep seeded anger rattles in his chest.

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"The difference is that your Cartman is here and you actually have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. You're the one that knows nothing about him."

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He grits his teeth at his comment, his glare deepening. His anger gets the best of him, halting at his own steps, before snatching the collar of his shirt by his fist, facing him eye to eye. " NO - you don't know ANYTHING about him. Just because he didn't become the very thing he hates the most, doesn't make him weak. He stayed whatever the fuck he wanted to be, and he didn't let shit in his life influence the way he turns out, like someone else here. "

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" And you're wrong. I might not know shit about whatever the hell he had to deal with here with you, I know exactly why he left you. "

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IT'S DOODLE BUT here u go hazbin hotel au eric!!!! i based him on cats only but kinda wanted to let him have a long demonic tail similiar to striker's (IF U WATCHED HELLUVA BOSS hes like, snake-imp demon) @ericfuckingcartman @c137

ALSO monster eric is next i have big plans for the boy

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I normally just lurk here, and that’s what I’ve been doing but as of lately it’s been 5 days or so I don’t remember but I think one of my friends on discord got hacked, but I’m also scared that something else might of happened.

They sent me today a message saying the following: “hey can I spare a minute. I need your help, I’m sorry I filed tickets against your account because someone wanted to play with me and I was happy because I don’t have friends and he gave me a link were I can play or register or something and I got hacked.” (This is not the full message but it’s paraphrased)

I haven’t replied bc it sounds suspicious I just want to reconnect with my buddy, I miss talking to them so if you know anyone that has a character named Cherish The crystal demon, please let me know I never knew their name.

If you could reblog this that would be wonderful. So it can reach to many others, I’m getting a bit desperate by it. I don’t know if I should comment on their favorite YouTube videos to see if she can see them, any ideas? Thank you!

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"My sweet Bubbalah! He really is quite the perfectionist, our little overachiever. He's every parent's dream!"

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eric: hi my name is eric and i love taking pictures of my crush kyle, the crush: -crushes him-

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"......."

He doesn't like that they are mentioned. Those private moments are usually not brought up, so it feels like a punch to the gut and it makes him feel a certain emotion that hes not used to feeling... Slightly guilty.

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"Um.." He coughs to clears his throat and before Kyle can mass delete, Eric points a nearly trimmed finger to one of the pictures.

"This one of yew is pretty kewl... See how the moonlight hits your face in contrast to the darkness in your room?" He scrolls to another picture where Kyle is in class writing something in his notebook.

"This is your concentrating face. I called yew like three times and yew still didn't hear me so I took the pic... And this pic right here" he points to another, "Yew and Stan were talking about his dad and.. and I dunno... Just seemed like a funny moment I guess.." Eric mumbles, his cheeks warming up.

"It's really not that deep, Kahl."

Well. It is to him a bit. Being torn between being in denial and being intensely infatuated with the redhead does crazy shit to his brain.

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He pauses as Cartman begins to explain. What the other could see, the redhead couldn't so easily. While for the brunett it was as if capturing an artistic view of the pretty one he cherises, for Kyle to look of himself, every frame after frame involving his face was like looking at an insult. And yet he would look at that moonlight hitting his feathures, and then there was the picture in the class - is he really looking like that when he's so focused on his tasks? and then the image with Stan, where Stan telling about another of Randy's 'daily adventures', that left the redhead totally bewildered, but Stan was looking already pretty much used to it... every photo seemed to bring back memories.

He kept on silence, going through more pictures. One was of Kyle tasting the cooking he made for him, another was of him sleeping against his studying book, with the lights still on, and there were even videos.. as he presses to play one, and it's of him practicing basketball in the sports hall for an upcoming tournament.

There wasn't any material in those images and videos to use against him, even most show his good traits. And still, there were just too many questions left unanswered.

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"There are just.. more pictures of me than others. I mean, there's mostly me, you, and the cats you take care of outside. Why were you taking all these behind my back? "

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Okay, so i get now why you have so much money in your house. that's to keep yourself cured from all the AIDs you get everytime you get into ass-fucking random people

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I don't go around fucking random people! Is that what you're into? You a cuck or something? Just picturing me with a bunch of randos?

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Cartmans heart jumps into his throat and he's left momentarily speechless, not expecting such a reply. His eye twitches and the balled up fist now at his side is being squeezed so hard that his knuckles crack under the pressure. But as soon as the look of hurt and shock came, it just as quickly left, being replaced with a poker face. The face he uses to protect his emotions.

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"I'd shut up about things you know nothing about, Broflovski, before your Cartman is also left alone without a Kyle." He puts emphasis on his name, thick with hatred mixed with bottled up anger and resentment.

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The long silence between his last sayings was enough for him to realize he brought up the forbidden. It was then that Cartman's words hit him like daggers, making him take a step back, terror hitting his heart like a bomb as he would only see this kind of expression at that cursed place or when he would come uninvited to him at nights, and not for a friendly visit.

His breath stuck at his throat, despite all -- keeping on a straight face with a hesitant glare, not wanting to let him know that threat affects him in any way.

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"... You always keep bringing my Cartman up, when you know nothing about him," he uses his same spoken words, "I have the right to do the same. So if you think shutting me up will fix you -- it won't. "

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hazbin hotel kyle verse 😭😭 IM PLANNING ALSO to draw monster eric as snake-cat demon and au eric as normal cat demon IDK WHEN THO might take some time

i need snake monster eric to strangle the fuck out of goat kyle LMAO

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Okay, so i get now why you have so much money in your house. that's to keep yourself cured from all the AIDs you get everytime you get into ass-fucking random people

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I don't go around fucking random people! Is that what you're into? You a cuck or something? Just picturing me with a bunch of randos?

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Fatphobia in 2024? Aw does that mean I'm hurting your feelings? It's time to grow up Kahl. You know you talking shit about me just means that's exactly how you see your little boy toy, right? That other version of me is such a shit show.

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My Cartman is totally different that you! and the fact that you're calling him a 'shitshow', is actually a good thing, because having anything bad come from the worst Cartman of them all would mean the opposite. And my point is proven, because even your Kyle is nowhere near you.

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