COELACANTH SATURDAY

The answer to your question: almonds.

Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:

If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-

I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?

When you’re out there-liSOME OF US

SWEAT

Some of Our

BoOodieeeS

are betraying us Constantly. …i-

wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?

this

Constantly Sweating body?

(cackling)

NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require

Constant (??)

(guffawing & wheezing)

Almonds All the time. okay?

And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking

Elevated Beings.

These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:

Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.

SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?

I’m a little

PODLING.

and i NEED to Snack. If I could have

another Mouth. in my back.

(more confused wheezing)

So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I

talk from

food needs to go.

we knowwhattogethim for christmas

a mouth back!

So that I can have a Friend

Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso

while i

Narrate.

…

AND I’M NOT SORRY

I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question

This might be my favorite submission so far

ive decided i glow in the dark now

bioluminescence is a choice

ooomg do you remember me we were created in the same unethical lab! yeah i was like 2 green tubes down from you! i knew you looked familiar

if you think about it it's only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn't Fucking Exist website

this is what having cave access from your house in minecraft is like

Plate: ABSCOND

CUSTOMER: favorite word :)

DMV: HOMESTUCK

VERDICT: DENIED

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

enigmatic,

Love him!

So long gayboy Im boutta get it! [Walks down the stairs of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant]

[comes back up covered in lipstick kisses] all of my cells are the wrong one now

Disco Elysium out there with the real artist experience

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about