Emergency kisses 🚨

Kevin Day’s life is essentially the Delta airlines routine

You know, I don’t wanna name an actual Exy team, so let’s just make one up; let’s call it “Palmetto State Foxes.”

So, I’ll join “Palmetto State Foxes” and I’ll show up at the Foxhole Court and I’ll go, “Can everyone listen to me, please?”

And they go, “No. We don’t care for your opinion.”

And I go, “Okaaay!”

And then I go to the bathroom.

And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, “Any updates?” and they go “Yeah, we talked shit about you while you were in the bathroom.

Because we hate you.

Now take this goalie that won’t cooperate, go fetch!”

And I go “Okaaay!” and I go over to Andrew Minyard and go, “Can you practice Exy with me, please?” and he goes “NO!”

And I go “Okaaay!”

And he goes, “You need to grow a spine, don’t you?”

And I go “Nooo,” and he goes “SAY IT!” and I go “I need to grow a spine.“

And then I go over to the rookie, Neil Josten, which is an oxymoron, and I go, “Can you please not cause any trouble?” and he goes “No!

In fact, I’m actually Nathaniel Wesninski!

And I’m gonna piss off Riko so he fucks with us!”

And I go “Why are you doing this to me?!”

And he goes, “Because we’re Palmetto State Foxes, and life is a fucking nightmare~!”

“Welcoming guests to his land!”

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honk honk human where are your spider powers now

My mood currently.

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead

I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR’S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING

*does magic but in a ditzy way, like a real himbo*

Howl's Moving Castle, 2004

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

I do not know this baby but I love this baby.

This is it. The singular most uplifting video I’ve ever seen in my entire life. When Sam said there’s good in the world worth fighting for he meant this.

So I played a game

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

teenage mutant ninja turtles

the beatles

Mt. Rushmore

no bro YOU live in a society. i live in a terrarium