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tlirsgender

The only thing crazier than a character clearly intended to be gay but kept in the plausible deniability subtext zone due to censorship issues is a character in a series where only like one of the writers clearly intended them to be gay. So this character is just gay sometimes and nobody acknowledges it

Sometimes you'll be watching star trek tos and it'll be a Gay Spock Episode. Like really blatantly. As clear as you could possibly make it without the network tearing you asunder in 1967. And other times they'll have Spock making out with a cavewoman for some reason. And that's just how having multiple writers is

This also happened to my buddy Castiel

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vvanessaives

FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS (2010) “ I haven’t shown my hand - I’ve shown one card. I’ve given my enemies a single, provocative datum upon which to fixate. They have no idea what other cards I’m holding. It’s a strong hand, believe me - I dealt it to myself.”

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waspcup

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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iconic outfits in shows and movies

— Elaine Benes (Seinfeld)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus explained that “She definitely dictated her own style. She was not somebody who dressed super-sexy. That wasn’t her vibe.”

(most of these screencaps were found from @dailyelainebenesoutfits 💓)

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squishysnake

got inspired to make a TF2 Mercenary Professionalism Tier List the other week, and decided to properly chart it

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gobbogoo

This is very well crafted! This made me consider how the mercenaries conduct themselves while on the job. Specifically via stock taunts, weapons, and voice lines:

Sniper: The only merc who has a taunt to respectfully acknowledge the dead. Most unprofessional weapon is his Jarate, which is arguably a mark of pragmatism. Primarily keeps unprofessional comments about both enemies and allies to himself, muttering them under his breath. "You're gonna need another use fer that neck..." or (about to his own teammates) "I oughtta save a bullet for all'a you blokes..."

Spy: His taunts range from adjusting his tie to practicing with his knife. Most unprofessional item is an icicle, which mostly just displays an ability to improvise in a pinch. Usually retains an air of class, but DOES rarely drop this facade to loudly mock his opponents in a un-stealthy manner highly reminiscent of his son. "I'M LOOKING AT YOUR X-RAY, AND IT SAYS YOU SUCK! OHOHOHOHOH *SNORT*"

Heavy: Surprisingly mild-mannered taunts, such as pausing to appreciate his weapon or twirling a shotgun. Only mercenary who remembers to pack a lunch, and shares with his teammates. Will loudly mocks foes, bellow at allies, and even belt out tunes from his favourite pieces of classical music, which would be considered unprofessional... if his whole job wasn't to draw fire. Bonus points for highly cooperative medic voice lines. "GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR!" and "IS TEAM-TIME, DOKTOR!"

Engineer: Loses a LOT of points for his taunts, which involve downright maniacal laughter and square-dancing. Uses no-nonsense equipment, save for the one that implies he cut his own hand off. Most of his voice-lines are relatively professional, with many relating to cooperation or the value of a job well done. "We make a good team!" or "I built that!"

Scout: While they involve showboating, his stock taunts are relatively mild, be they jogging in place or practicing with his bat. Loses a LOT of points for his melee equipment, be it a fish, Christmas ornament, or the severed arm of his father. Voice lines are equal parts loud and obnoxious, but arguably justifiable due to his role as a disruptor. Unprofessional medic callouts. "DOC COME ON MAN!" and "DOC I'M DYIN' OVA HEA!"

Demoman: Only mercenary who has a taunt that allows him to drink on the job. Equipment is mostly efficient right up until the melee slot when he pulls out a bottle or stick grenade. Voice lines primarily involve drunken rambling. The fact that he isn't last says a lot about the mercenaries beneath him. "AH'M DRUNK! YOO DOON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE!"

Soldier: Taunts involve hitting himself with a shovel, juggling explosive ordinance, and blowing himself up. Equipment includes a rocket launcher made out of garbage and a whip used on teammates. Insane voice lines, sometimes berates teammates, has highly unprofessional medic lines. "Come'ere sweetheart..."

Medic: Surprisingly professional taunts, and mostly-professional equipment that only loses marks because a lot of what he uses are self-built prototypes. Medic loses ALL the points thanks primarily to his dialogue. He repeatedly (and very loudly) insults or even threatens his own teammates, declares how much he enjoys inflicting pain, or proclaims his own brilliance. "My skill is WASTED on zis team!" and "Who is not pushing!? I vant names!"

Pyro: The taunts are unhinged, the equipment was entirely cobbled out of random crap found in a garage, the voice lines are incomprehensible. Were the Pyro not so impressively, frighteningly good at what they do, they would have been fired long ago. Pun intended.

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