Johnny Depp is innocent

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'VE KNOWN JOHNNY DEPP AND TOOK AN OPEN STAND FOR HIM OR SPOKE OF HOW GOOD AND GENTLE HE WAS

Vanessa Paradis

Lily-Rose Depp

Kate Moss

Winona Ryder

Paul Bettany

Alice Cooper

J.K.Rowling

Zoe Kravitz

Jude Law

Gwyneth Paltrow

Dakota Johnson

Tim Burton

Helena Bonham Carter

Judi Dench

Angelina Jolie

Michelle Pfeiffer

Gore Verbinski

Armie Hammer

Kate Winslet

Alison Sudol

Ezra Miller

Geoffrey Rush

Kaya Scodelario

Javier Bardem

Penelope Cruz

Anne Hathaway

Orlando Bloom

Kiera Knightley

Marilyn Manson

Patti Smith

Paul McCartney

Doug Stanhope

Alysson Paradis

Geoffrey Rush

Sacha Baron Cohen

Kevin Smith

Kevin McNally

Keith Richards (basically Jack Sparrow's dad)

Lori Anne Allison

Juliette Binoche (activist by the way)

Joe Rogan (radio interview)

Robert Downey Jr.

Victoria Mary Clarke

Shane Macgowan

Joe Perry/ Tommy Henriksen (his Hollywood Vampire friends)

Danny Huston, his co-star in The Professor, said when he met Johnny Depp he "fell in love instantly. There is a short film on the making of The Professor. All of the actors praised Johnny.

being a fan of Johnny Depp is one of the things I‘m most proud of about myself. I never, for once, doubt him. always stood by his side since the beginning of all this shit despite ppl sending me death threats. I will always be there for him. he IS innocent. The fact he’s still so strong and remains so sweet and gentle despite everything he’s been through. He is my hero.

Justice for Johnny Depp

You all owe a big fucking apology to Johnny Depp. A man who was bullied, “canceled”, mocked, and abused for years while his abuser stood by and played victim. A man who almost lost his life while the woman he loved repeatedly abused, kicked, hit and berated him, calling him weak and mocking him for not fighting back. For not abusing her.

You all owe an apology to his children, Lily Rose and Jack, then-minors who were relentlessly bullied online for years and sent death threats when they defended their father. All the while, Amber was the abuser.

You owe an apology to his exes, who stood by him from the beginning and were ignored: Vanessa Paradis, Winona Rider, Sherilynn Fenn, Lori Anne Allison. All the while, Amber was the abuser.

You owe an apology to his friends and coworkers who sided with him, enduring years of online abuse: JK Rowling, Paul McCartney, Marylin Manson, Paul Bettany, Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, and Zoe Kravitz to name a few. All the while, Amber was the abuser.

Johnny Depp deserves better than for his story to be ignored because he is a man.

If you truly care about domestic violence and abuse, now would be a pretty fucking good time to show it.

CANCEL AMBER HEARD AND THROW HER IN JAIL.

— ironstrange social media au: marriage doesn’t change the fact that pissing each other off is their hobby

When Rhodey looks over the table at Tony, he discovers the man’s attention glued to his phone, his trademark smirk in place.

“Hey. Are you even listening to me? Tones? Tones. Tones. Tones.”

“Huh? What?” Startled, he finally breaks out of whatever trance he was in to acknowledge Rhodey. Tony brushes him off, taking a sip of his drink. “Uh, yeah, of course I’ve been listening, Platypus.”

“Uh-huh. What did I just say?”

“Um... the Accords Council... wants to reconvene to discuss my proposed amendments?”

Rhodey shoots him a glare. “Lucky guess. You wanna tell me what’s on your phone that’s more important than this?”

At that, Tony grins wide, teeth bared and tongue poking just a little bit outwards, and Rhodey immediately regrets asking. That smile is only reserved for one person, and God knows Tony can prattle on and on about his sorcerer for hours.

Scrunching his face, Rhodey says, “On second thought, don’t tell me.”

“He’s literally being mean to me while dimension-hopping. Look, he took a selfie in the Mandelibus Dimension.”

“Yes, yes, your husband is ever so dreamy. Can we get back to business now?”

Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.  

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.

Gotta make money somehow

The older this gets the funnier it is

My favorite thing is imagining what it would be like if the canon characters met fanfiction versions of themselves

For example-

Canon Stephen: Who are you?

From the Top Stephen: I’m you, but where you only think of having sex with Tony Stark, I actually do it

Canon!Stephen: So what’s it like in your universe?

Fic!Stephen: I’m married and I have a kid.

Canon!Stephen: Wait, so Christine and I got back together?

Fic!Stephen: Christine? No, but she was the grooms-maid.

Canon!Stephen, confused: Grooms-maid? Who did I marry? And who’s my kid???

Fic!Tony: *walks in and cuddles Fic!Stephen like a teddy bear* Hey, love *kisses his cheek and nuzzles his neck*

Fic!Peter: *walks by Fic!Stephen* Hey, mom, I got an A+ on my chemistry test.

Fic!Stephen: Oh, I forgot to mention, I’m called “Mom”.

Canon!Stephen:

Canon!Stephen:

Canon!Stephen: I married the douchebag?

Bonus:

Fic!Wong, to Canon!Stephen: I was surprised too…

If men stopped working…the world would continue on.

If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.

What?

there has been an instance where this happened. it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day.  working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only “not showing up to your workplace”. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff.  you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day. iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly. so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world. is your astonishment solved now?

yES 

Here’s an article on it

Very true.

people who are like “yeah, but i’m sure the same thing would happen if men left the workforce!!!” not really tho bc look at WWII??

^

Literally what happens then is women say “Ok fine we’ll do that too” and do it. 

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.

I hate it when people say shit like this like we get it you’re an

yall hurt him so bad he deleted his Manchild Manifesto

Y’all missed the best fucking part

peter: WAIT ITS MOVING

morgan: what is he trying to say?

tony, through the ouija board: I-T-S P-A-S-T Y-O-U-R B-E-D-T-I-M-E G-O T-H-E F-U-C-K T-O S-L-E-E-P

Peter, into a tape recorder: Tony, if you are here speak to us…

Tony’s spirit: jUST A CITY BOY…BORN ‘N RAISED IN SOU-

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*morgan talking about her family on a school presentation*

this is my mom, a boss™️, and this is my dad, iron man™️, and this is my space big sister nebula, and this is her big sister gamora, they have a ship and a super cool tree friend and talking raccoon, and this is my big brother harley, and this is my younger big brother peter, they are really smart, as i am of course, i am a stark™️, and this is my uncle happy, he likes this old show he watches in tv because he thinks it’s elegant, i think it’s boring; this is my uncle rhodey, he’s military royalty and has a super cool suit like my daddy’s, this is my aunt may, she’s super sweet and italian and it’s my brothers aunt, this is my aunt carol, she glows and has a cat who i love and this is also my uncle nicky, i don’t know how he lost his eye, but he likes aunt carol’s cat a lot; anyway-”

pepper doesn’t know how to explain the teacher and parents in the classroom

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I want one or maybe two

is this a bi joke

Probably they wanted to run it bi you

I would definitely bi one of these

Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian

These puns are pretty ace.

I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday.

I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these.

I’m seeing how this pan-s out. 

They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood.

This is pretty awesome to BI honest

This keeps popping up in my dash and it’s different everytime, I don’t know if I can let this go bi any longer

THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE

I CLICKED ON THE LINK EXPECTING IT TO GO UP TO A LARGE AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT THEYRE

SIZE

INCLUSIVE

JESUS

FUCK

WAIT HOW SIZE INCLUSIVE? WHAT SIZE DO THEY GO UP TO?

IT GOES UP TO 4XT OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW T WAS A SIZE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM ONLY A 2XL

OMG I WENT TO LOOK NOT EXPECTING TO FIND DEMI BUT THEY HAVE A SECTION OF INSTEAD OF FLAGS THEY SAY ”IM (insert sexuality here)” THEY HAVE EVERY ONE!!! EVEN ONE FOR IF YOURE QUESTIONING THATS JUST ”IM???” AND AN ALLY ONE AS WELL HOLY SHIT

Some Iron Dad & Spider-Son Headcanons

Still working on a million wips that I keep meaning on posting, but I wanted to share some of my personal head canons:

tony stark programming karen to talk peter out of panic attacks and have him count down from a thousand as she plays soothing music

tony stark having a bracelet linked to the suit that glows red if peter’s heartbeat gets way too high, suiting up if it lasts more than 20 seconds

tony stark making sure that every villain peter encounters and defeats gets additionally beaten up before sending them off to SHIELD

tony stark designing a starkphone specifically for peter that has a direct link to karen and FRIDAY and unlimited GBs of hi-speed internet

tony stark letting peter babysit tony jr. and finding him asleep on peters stomach with lilo and stitch playing on the tv so he tucks them up in a soft blanket and makes sure peters neck isnt in an awkward angle so not to hurt him in the morning

tony stark delaying conference calls and showing up to PTA meetings whenever aunt may asks him to if she hasnt got time to be there herself

tony stark making sure peter gets admitted to MIT and flying aunt may out in his private jet whenever she wants to visit peter

tony stark paying for his hospital bill when peter gets a surgery for appendicitis, bringing him his favorite books and hot chocolate when he visits him in the hospital

peter parker making sure that every week there is a new set of flowers laying on top of tony’s grave, a late thanks for being the best father he could’ve imagined having.

wait is tumblr just chainmail

I spent a solid few minutes trying to figure out what tumblr has to do with armor

I spent a few minutes trying to figure out what else that could’ve meant

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

Well, NOW I do.

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

this entire thing is glorious