i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

Knight Waitress for Looters. (2020)

ryan "I believe in ghosts but please do not show up or I'll actually die" bergara and shane "I don't believe in ghosts but I want them to show themselves and kill me" madej

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

Stop it

INTRODUCING THE NEW QUEEN....

JEB! BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

INTRODUCING THE NEW QUEEN PRIME MINISTER....

JEB! BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

it’s that time of year again

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

This is beautiful, not just because of the lyrics, harmonies and relatable message, but also because Cinderella (Brandy), One of the Hercules Muses (Roz Ryan) , and Mama Odie (Jenifer Lewis) are singing it.   Like we have been blessed.  

one of these days I will not watch this video when it comes around on my dash, but today is not that day

the queen dying has gotten me thinking about how i never treated you like the queen you were...

oh to be at an irish pub right now