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after a hard day of training ~

Stuck.

I used this exact scenario to explain my executive dysfunction to an NT person and it was really frustrating because she kept asking "but what's stopping you?" and I should've said I'M MENTALLY ILL THAT'S WHAT'S STOPPING ME but it would've been impolitic and besides, everything else she said indicated that that was the precise thing she could not grasp

I would say no one talks like that about physical conditions but not only do I know people talk like that all the time, she also couldn't grasp why people with physical health conditions don't just exercise more until they stop having conditions, so I'm pretty sure it's all of a piece

sorry for being mentally ill can we still kiss

wonder who the culprit is

oh my god..a bread boy 

a crime of passion

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

y’all be like ‘I should be able to ghost for months with no communication or effort and then return and expect the friendship to be exactly as it was’ and I’m sorry but that’s not how real life works. people have every right to feel distant from you or not want you in their life if you’re inconsistent and unavailable all the time. if you can recognise that relationships require a level of effort and time, then understand friendships are the same

Despite everything, it’s still you.

Guys buying their girlfriends tampons.

I’M CRYING

i wasn’t paying attention to the names and read this like one dude’s journey down the tampon aisle 

Option C: an adventuring party of four, all messaging the same questgiver

Never worship anyone online to the point you blindly defend and believe anything they do and say. Whether it be authors, “influencers”, idols, whoever the fuck. Think critically and have some self respect.

stop! making! plans! in! front! of! people! then! not! inviting! them!

Also stop making plans in front of people and then saying “and I guess you too” because that feels fucking worse than not being invited

fun story: last saturday before i went to work (the night shift, 5pm to 2am), some of my friends and i were planning a night out. the only day that worked for me was monday because i work every other day.

they decided maybe they would just go out that night instead, while i was at work, because there are more places open on saturdays than mondays. my friend said, “you dont really like going out anyway right? its okay if we go without you?”

i had to look her in the eye and remind her that the reason we were going out was because we were celebrating my birthday. they were gonna celebrate my birthday, without me.

I can’t even add a heart to this one, that’s just fucking terrible

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[Audio ID]

*washing machine beating noises come from behind the door at a steady rhythm*

*door creaks slightly as its opened*

Cowboy Wizard, in a sing songy country tune: “wellllllll you get down to fiddle and you get down to bowl, ya kick off yer shoes and ya throw em on the floor. Ya dancin’ in the kitchen till the mornin’ lightttt~ till the lousi-”

(audio cuts out before he can finish the word lousiana)

I know "my dear" is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

Imagine if like 150 years from now "bro" ends up having Connotations and the Future Tumblr gays are all losing their minds about how tender classical literature sounds

Someone circa 2019: what's up my mans

Gays in 2205: oh my god his mans.......

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

Emotional brain: 

Logical brain:

That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!

https://teamtrees.org/

They’re only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. There’s a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if you’re interested in gift ideas.

If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!

Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more

The sweatdrop

Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.

Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.

When they do the anime face thing

Making characters squishy

the dignity laugh

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

The dignity laugh and the anime face still exist but yeah, I miss the rest of these

The vibe station…..

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

Sometimes you have experiences that you don’t think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it’s like getting kicked in the face