who was i before i found out i had adhd. Like Oh my almost never works but im fine

i got distracted and accidentally omitted the word Brain. this post was performance art

IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!

wanted to see a more recent update and

BOIS STILL GOING STRONG YEEHAW U GO LITTLE SCIENCE KID

Every time I reblog this I just really hope Daniel’s doing well

I would 100% do this tbh

Etsy shop these come from- https://www.etsy.com/shop/SugarAndDiceCrafts

However they are on hiatus due to a large amount of orders

I have always been partial to stories which feature the removal of many layers of clothing as an important plot element. One of my favorite Scandinavian folktales is about a queen who, through some magical conception mishap, gives birth to twins. The younger twin is beautiful and normal in every way, but the older twin is just. Y’know. A big horrible snake with arms.

When the younger twin grows up and wants to get married, the lindworm returns and insists that he, as the elder prince, must be married first. When a massive horrible snake with arms lays down the law like that there isn’t really any room for disagreement, but it turns out to be awfully hard to find a bride willing to marry him. The king and queen search far and wide for a woman who will take a husband who is 50 feet long, doesn’t have legs, and may or may not eat his would-be wives when they are appalled by him, but eventually they find a local shepherd’s daughter who is either coerced, a monsterfucker, or just very open-minded and agrees to marry the lindworm.

Depending on the version, the bride either seeks out the advice of a witch or comes up with the idea all by herself, and goes to the bedchamber on her wedding night dressed in many layers of dresses. Her big horrible snake with arms husband is waiting for her and bids her to disrobe, but she asks him to shed a skin as well. Her sexy Russian nesting doll cosplay has so many layers that by the time she is naked, he has shed all of his skins and is 1.) either a sexy naked human dude underneath or 2.) is this meaty blob of helpless worm meat that must be whipped and bathed in chemicals before he transforms into a sexy naked human dude. Either way, they presumably live happily ever after and the younger prince can finally get married.

I’d like to know how the elder prince adjusted to having a human body. He was born a lindworm and lived his entire life slithering around—he’s never worn pants! He’s never had to sit on a toilet! What’s he gonna do now that he’s a sexy 20-something heir to the throne? Is it a shock for him when he looks down and he’s just got one sexual organ? His butt is in the back now, he’s got to shave, he’s got to eat with a fork and a knife and chew his food instead of unhinging his jaw and swallowing it whole.... is it weird for him? Is his honeymoon spent learning to walk on two legs? Is his instinct to crawl out of bed and drag himself across the floor by his arms? Does he roll onto his back and play dead when he gets scared? Does he wrap his torso around his lunch and attempt to constrict it? Is his wife... into this?

There’s no way to predict where this post is going from just the beginning

god I know I’m late to the party but. 2020 will be the year of wanting to be strong instead of skinny

no more flat tummies we’re picking people up and throwing them now

I’m losing it over this twitter thread. this is the post-digital hellscape

Sometimes high tech is worse

currently going stupid going crazy over this video

Me listening to music when I’m alone

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

i [23m] gave my girlfriend [21f] my discord password and she used it to hack into my account to change my theme from dark theme to light theme the new age of cyber crimes is here

year of the rat means everyone in NYC gets a stat buff

like sozin’s comet

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

What the fuck

Damn I wanna be hunted for sport

Father

Please stop being horny

Sorry kiddo I’m being

FATHER NO-

What the fuuckk...

Son don’t come into my room tonight I’m calling a special friend over

jesus christ

Daughter? *sweet home Alabama starts playing*

stop-

I have a girlfriend-

*teleports away*

Oh thank god-

EVERY DAY I AM AMAZED BY WHAT YOU FREAKS THINK IS ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR

Shoot me a in the knees and hang me like a painting

I AM GOING TO BLOCK YOU NOW

ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations

I’m just saying.