the duality
tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything
the idea of the kwisatz haderach prophecy is so inherently funny to me because the bene gesserit really spent millenniums sowing seeds (literally and figuratively cough cough breeding program) only for feyd rautha and paul atreides to be born and leave the prophecy stalled for another generation just because lady jessica went "but my husband wants a boy 🥺"
Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:
sign brendan saw last night
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements
please bother me with questions and statements
fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color
Fighting the urge to get into bed after one minor setback
anyone else get really pissed off when astarion looks at the camera with the biggest wettest eyes known to creation. like GIRL we see them!!!
(inspired by this post:)