happy 4 year anniversary

Please don’t appropriate uwu culture if you can’t even “h-hewwo…? is anybody thewe? I’m…scawwed…OwO” properly, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is

pwease dont appwopwiate uwu culture if you can’t even “h-hewwo…? is anybody thewe? I’m…scawwed…OwO” pwopely, it’s weally insensitive and we’re alweady expewiencing enough intolewance and oppwes-

hmm……..much to think about………

Hummf……mush twowo tink ahbowt……

hmmm……………………

just think before you post please

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

check out this spotify playlist of men covering women’s songs without changing pronouns

nice

Shinwon’s vlogs are a blessing. Anyone that talks bad about them or thinks otherwise can FIGHT ME. Shinwon is a total gift. We don’t deserve him at all omg… 🌱🌸

the best booger Anyone could've asked for 

I can’t believe yall were about to let this perfect reaction meme die...

a running gag

The guard dog.

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

What kind of pokemon is this?

an electric toothbrush

For the love of god turn the sound on

i cannot believe this is happening already

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion