Me: Uh oh.

Also me: Don't tell me. Another Jedi Rex AU we came up with?

Me: Yep.

Also me: He takes on two Padawans instead of the traditional one Padawan, leads a battalion of Anakin clones, and is secretly in love with hic Clone Commander Vader

Me: Most likely.

Also Me:

Also Me: Bring it on.

Also some variety of fits for the king :3

Then tag @anakin-rarepairs-week I shall! :D

(No actual RexVader yet but it's coming I promise!)

for @anakin-rarepairs-week day 4: bondage

this is not going to go the way you think it is. or maybe it is, if you think it's going to involve au-ing through the end of revenge of the sith

Iron Hearts Need No Armor

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Written for @anakin-rarepairs-week, Day 6: Not-a-Jedi!Anakin AU

I've been meaning to write something in this vein for a WHILE now, and I'm glad to have finally gotten to it! It's split into two parts. The first is set up, including a hefty dose of Obitine, which is why the preview below is set in TPM. The second chapter is the actual Shippy bit. Enjoy some Bokkin! (childhood friends flavor)

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It is a combination of factors. It is little tweaks, misunderstandings, miscommunication. It is Obi-Wan being too sleep-deprived and too consumed by grief to realize that he can push harder. It is Yoda not bending quite so quickly as he might have. It is Obi-Wan only realizing that he could take his mistake back once it was too late to be anything other than awkward. It is Obi-Wan looking at his comm and asking himself if he can fix things, and the Force whispering don’t.

Don't Want that Scarlet Letter

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Written for @anakin-rarepairs-week, Day 4: Instincts

WARNING: So this fic has very dubious consent of the 'situationally necessary' variety. Both characters agree to it while in their right minds, due to the risk of death if they don't, but it's clear that neither of them would like for this to be happening.

Mace pulls Anakin into the empty wreckage of a house, windows long since broken in and larders emptied. They won't get much shelter from the wind, but there are still some threadbare blankets and a bed with a mattress. If they're lucky, there aren't even any pests nesting in it.

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Montross/Anakin Skywalker, Jaster Mereel & Anakin Skywalker, Jango Fett & Jaster Mereel, Jaster Mereel/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Montross (Star Wars), Anakin Skywalker, Jaster Mereel, Jango Fett Additional Tags: Omega Verse, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Omega Auction, Sexual Slavery, Breeding, Montross is an asshole, Penis In Vagina Sex, Knotting, Omega Anakin Skywalker, Alpha Montross, Angst with a Happy Ending, Abortion, Aged-Up Character(s), Alpha Jaster Mereel Summary:

Anakin managed to flee Tatooine - only to be caught just as he went into his first heat, and sold for an omega auction. He is bought by none other than Montross, Jaster Mereel’s second in command.

This is set in an AU where Anakin and Obi-Wan are aged-up, and takes place before the events of Korda 6.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Anakin Skywalker/Quinlan Vos Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Quinlan Vos Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Prostitute Anakin Skywalker, Psychometry | Force Echo (Star Wars), That’s Not How The Force Works (Star Wars), (it sort of is), Porn, Blow Jobs, Finger Sucking, Background Plot Series: Part 5 of Anakin Rarepairs Week 2024, Part 14 of Sell Your Body To The Night (Prostitute!Anakin AU) Summary:

AU in which Anakin is a prostitute on Coruscant, and a mechanic.

Quinlan has taught Anakin how to shield - Anakin discovers his psychometry, and teaches him how to use it for pleasure.

Take My Hand, Leave Something Behind (You Can Always Come Back For It)

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Written for @anakin-rarepairs-week, Day Three: Non-Human/Creature!Anakin AU

I was playing around with the idea of Time Lord Anakin anyway, and considered it for three possible prompts (Not-a-Jedi and Demigod were the other options), but this worked out best for me.

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Life after the war is... difficult. Even with the war fully won and the Sith gone and the Jedi rebuilding their own ranks and supporting the clones, it's difficult.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Anakin Skywalker/Kal Skirata Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Kal Skirata, Original Skywalker Character(s) Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Verse, Past Sexual Abuse, Past Relationship(s), Past Anakin Skywalker/Pre Vizsla, Omega Anakin Skywalker, Alpha Kal Skirata, Rescue, Children of Characters, Pregnancy Kink, Breastfeeding, Claiming Bites Series: Part 4 of Anakin Rarepairs Week 2024, Part 3 of Home is where your teeth sink, love Summary:

(Sequel) After being forcefully mated to the leader of Death Watch, Anakin spent six years learning to cater to the whims of the Alpha, carrying and raising his children, and losing himself in the process. And then, the deserted 212th, under former General Quinlan Vos’ command, comes to his rescue, and directly involved in securing him and his children, is the Mandalorian Alpha Kal Skirata. Neither of them is ready for the consequences.

Let Me Climb Your Tower

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Written for Day 2 of @anakin-rarepairs-week, for the prompt "Set into a different time-period".

This is very vaguely medieval, bordering on Renaissance, in the way that The Witcher or DnD or Monty Python and the Holy Grail s vaguely medieval, just without the magic.

Really, just imagine this is taking place in the kind of 'medieval era' that you see in mid-budget movies from the 1950s/60s, or grimdark 'medieval' adventures from the 80s that are trying so hard to be cool and also 90% leather.

Summary:

Due to technical difficulties, this was typed directly into AO3. It's also shorter than I planned. Sorry, folks, hopefully I'll be better off soon lmao.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CT-7567 | Rex/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/CT-7567 | Rex/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Anakin Skywalker, CT-7567 | Rex Additional Tags: Porn, Established Relationship, Married Couple, Polyamory, Porn Watching, Dom/sub, Dominant Anakin Skywalker, Submissive CT-7567 | Rex, Light Masochism, Deliver Us Universe, Anal Sex, Rimming, Orgasm Control, Overstimulation, Cock & Ball Torture, rather light but still it’s there Series: Part 3 of Anakin Rarepairs Week 2024, Part 30 of Deliver Us AU Summary:

Set in the Deliver Us universe, (If you haven’t read it, this should still make sense) post-war. Rex and Anakin are alone and without a mission for several days. This has never happened. What better way to take advantage of it than to have kinky sex together?

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jango Fett/Anakin Skywalker, Jango Fett & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker Characters: Jango Fett, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dooku (Star Wars) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Medieval, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Verse, Alternate Universe - Royalty, Arranged Marriage, Mand'alor Jango Fett, Alpha Jango Fett, Alpha Obi-Wan Kenobi, Omega Anakin Skywalker, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Seduction, Virgin Anakin Skywalker, Culture Shock, Sexual Tension, Courting Rituals, Vaginal Sex, Victorian Attitudes, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Porn With Plot Series: Part 2 of Anakin Rarepairs Week 2024, Part 1 of Oh, happy dagger - this is your sheath Summary:

Princess Anakin Skywalker of Serenno, eternal disgrace of his grandfather King Dooku, has been mandated to marry to conclude an alliance with the distant kingdom of Mandalore. The passionate and bold princess does his best to fit the Serenno ideal of a good omega: unheard, chaste and gracious, compounded by a virginal innocence - but his efforts seem to be for naught, when faced with the Mandalorian Alpha Jango Fett - his elder by many years, with a far different culture, and determined to make his young spouse happy… especially if it means spitting in Dooku’s face. And, between the two, is Obi-Wan Kenobi, mentor, chaperon, and definite enabler who knows his protégé will find happiness in Mandalore’s mores, and never in Serennian sensibilities.