Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words "heaven is so racist"? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?
this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate
I fucking love you
November 5th 2020, part one
Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him
actually you know what’s especially cool? it’s a retelling of a myth in which perseus straight-up murders his abusive stepdad, and in this version the Big Change there was that instead, he gave his abused mom the opportunity to do the murder herself, on her own terms, when she was good and ready, which was very cash money of rick riordan if I do say so myself
It’s about time more companies start standing up to companies that screw their employees……
I want a soft kind of love. A best friends kind of love. A "good morning baby, I'll make coffee and meet you in the shower" kind of love. I want lazy Sundays spent in bed and groggy Mondays getting ready for work side by side. I want the kind of love that makes you question if you ever felt love before. I want slow and steady and I want jumping headfirst into anything as long as we're together. The kind of love that feels like home and like a great adventure. I want that love.
Me in middle school: Valentine’s Day is a useles holiday and it’s gross and I hate it.
Me now: BrING ME ALL OF THE HEART SHAPED THINGS. I WANT PINK AND RED HEARTS ALL OVER MY ENTIRE HOUSE. I’M GETTING CUPID TATTOOED ON MY FOREHEAD.
Oh the places life will take you. The things it will show you if you only have the courage to go, to seek. We get one shot at this life in these bodies, promise you’ll make the most of it.
