the chances of a nurseydex mention on ngozi’s twitter are low but never zero

i love hockey

i love this comic with all my heart and usually you can't tell it started in 2013, but these two frames are Very telling

"Bittle. You need to eat more protein."

here’s the thing you guys can love your frogs as much as you want but i will always be a freak for jack l zimmermann. he will always be the specialest boy to me. idc if he’s kind of a main character he deserves more love. maybe i had too much coffee at work but my point still stands and no one can stand against me

Inspired by @zimmerwhore, who has inspired me to create McDonalds Sprite Crispy Jack Zimmermann™

Nothing more British than getting... "inspiration" from a creator who's Nigerian and American without asking her permission.

:) (tater has a crush)

it’s that time again

I have way too many… (lit I have 542 bookmarked as recs)

But these are a few that I have downloaded:

a service i can render by miastree

mine by rispacooper and its sequel is also good

Nothing Like This by AnonymousSpacePrince

One of my favorite ones that I've read countless times:

Chivalry Is Not Dead by artanis_aman

Soulmates AUs my beloved:

Half a Statement is Worse Than None by Draskireis

Three Negations by LunaPadma

Shut up and Drive by LuneFaitLaFolie

a shining in the shadows by jennycaakes

The Arrangement by likeshipsonthesea

The Scarf by rhysiana

today i have grown taller by shellybelle

what could i do (but follow your love) by playedwright

In Another Life by alocalband

Big dick energy by everwitch

photo-proofed kisses i remember so well by zambonied

a love like an anagram by hystericalcherries, njckle

everybody wonders what it would be like to love you by jennycaakes

Grow As We Go by Denois (And honestly, all of Denois' fics are recs)

your hand forever is all i want by bisexualnursey (remuses)

learning to love a stranger by cricketnationrise

Getting to the Bottom of You by misswhimsy

when you have nothing to say, set something on fire by andtimestoodstill

just a notion by omgpoindexter

@jazzhandsgirl as requested

i'm uploading omgcp to webtoons, episode by episode

Jack Zimmerman knowing how to crochet because in rehab he had to choose an activity so he chose that and now he makes little stuffed animals and scarves. And matching sweaters for him and Shitty :3

i love discovering check please fucking 4 years after it ended bc im just lurking in old blogs and reblogging posts from 6 years ago

except for the still active blogs that i immediately hit follow on LMAO

if you’ve interacted with check please in the past i am so sorry you will be hearing from me

Things to Consider

shitty knight it seems i have grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papas orchard

when bitty will be famous he’ll go on red carpets and bring jack along and though everyone knows jack doesn’t like this, he must be really used to being on red carpets at this point, except that when it’s time for posing for photos, jack doesn’t even look at the camera but at bitty, and there are dozens of montages on the internet with all of jack zimmermann’s red carpet heart eyes. fans literally gather together for red carpets. “will he do it this time? will he? will– OH he’s doing the THING” 

@ariesisms your tags made me CACKLE

#zimmermannhearteyes is a popular hashtag on stan twitter for sure#bitty stumbles across one of those compilations one day and is like ‘you have SUCH an embarassing crush on me’#and jack rolls his eyes fondly and pulls up the compilation someone made of bitty scream laughing at jack’s unfunny jokes on his vlog#and is like ‘talk about embarrassing’

attempting to play with light, thought i’d use my favourite boys