prase the holey salad!!!!!!!!

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

Thats literally how mythology happens btw

Do autistic kids "grow out" of their autism? Why does it sometimes seem like there are so few autistic adults?

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girl: *shows me the tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue trick*

me: do that to my weenger

environmental storytelling

im so funny

Shit sucks when you can’t talk to anyone about what’s going through your head

compromise where trans women are allowed to compete in womens sports but only if were not good at them. finally my time to shine

me watching other trans women compete in sports trying to keep us out of trouble

happy trans day of visibility to disabled, ND and chronically ill trans people! you’re all amazing and cherished 💗💙

new grindr bio

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

Oh finally. A real Christian.

The creature that wants to kill you will not growl.

The function of a growl is as a warning. It is a communication that violence is available as a tool, but is not preferred. Other outcomes, besides your death, are available and should be considered.

But the creature that wants to kill you will not growl.

If your death is the goal, then growling will only serve as a delay and may result in your escape, which runs counter to the goal. There will be no growl, no warning. There will be no snarl or hiss or bluster. The creature that bares its teeth with the intent to kill only does so to bring closer its fangs to your demise.

The creature that growls does not want to kill you, but will if it must.

I advise you to appreciate the warning. You may not receive another.