A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship

All the Vulcans are fiercely protective of the ‘fragile, illogical, prone-to-danger, smart, reckless little human’.

To make the human feel more accepted (as it is only logical) the Vulcans try to include aspects of terran culture in the ship’s day-to-day life, failing spectacularly at it.

The human loves them even more for it.

They’ll get better at celebrating the human’s birthday next year. It’s the thought that counts.

@jvlianbashir​ THAT’S A GOOD END TO THAT EPISODE THOUGH… the vulcans put together awful, bland decorations. they make a cake because it’s of “significant importance”. they go through the process of putting together this party and Studying this Human Ritual and the entire episode is setting up to what you KNOW will be a horrible result. they do a bad job!! then when the human’s birthday comes, and they reveal the off-the-mark, underwhelming looking birthday bash, the human just. starts crying. because they had no idea their crew would go through all this trouble to celebrate their birthday, and even put up DECORATIONS, or make a CAKE, and there’s a birthday card with extremely polite impersonal messages written and a hundred perfectly tidy signatures. and the vulcans are just standing around like “you appear upset. the Birthday Party was unsatisfactory”.

I would watch the fuck out of that

“Humans require regular physical contact to remain healthy. We have a weekly rotation for The Daily Shoulder Pat. Please inform us if this is insufficient contact, either in frequency, magnitude, or duration.”

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Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

I can’t believe it took a goddamn documentary for me to realize that the reason Zek sounds so familiar 

is because it’s Vizzini 

FUCK OMG

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This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

I REMEMBER LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS IT’S BACK

Me first watching Fruits Basket: Wow, Tohru and them all are high schoolers. I’m a higher schooler!

Me, now: … holy fuck I’m Shigure and Hatori’s age.

Oh my god.

I’m so old.

OH GOD

WHY

guess what i’m thinking about

its kiwi turtles

I suspect you have questions….

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Looking for: ⚪️Men ⚪️Women 🔘Dragon Age 4

Every Dragon Age 4 waiting fan needs this on their blog

Sometimes, I wish I had Sakura’s Determination.

I mean, she went from this frivolous irritating fangirl who worries nothing but the latest trends and fads into this young woman who protects and nourishes and inspires everyone around her.

Look at her. She was the typical case of the school yard cheerleader girl. She fans over hot guys, she needs to constantly get her hair done and all the superficial stuff. She was smart, yes. But that’s all she was. She was nothing else. She was an empty character.

But the she realizes how much larger the world is.

She realized how weak she was.

She realized how helpless she was.

She realized how insignificant her superficial image was.

She realized how pathetic she was thinking she had it all figured out.

She began to see how everyone else was moving forward except her. She was starting to see, not only Naruto and Sasuke’s backs but also Lee’s, Neji’s, Shikamaru’s, and Ino’s backs.

This is why I simply love the FoD arc.

Its not just because of that epic SS moment, but because it was a turning point for two of the main characters of the series.

Sasuke was exposed to a dark power that introduced him to a strength too tempting to pass. It was at this moment that Sasuke became The Avenger and that he will tap into any power, no matter how dark it may be, to fulfill that role.

Sakura on the other hand, was finally given the slap of reality needed to get her head out of the clouds. It was here that she knew she needed to grow. It was at this moment that Sakura decided to become a protective force that can walk beside the strongest, to fight beside the strongest, to be one of the strongest.

And that she did, my brother. That she did.

And not only was a force to be reckoned with. Oh no. She was a healing beacon too. With the same hands, she creates a devastating force that can disseminate mountains with a single punch AND save the lives of thousands of people without even breaking a sweat.

That little civilian girl, with no background, no kekkei genkai, no shinobi history, came down as one of the most powerful women in the history of the Shinobi world.

And she did all that with a lot of elbow grease, a lot of guts, and a shitload of determination.

No power ups, no chakra fuses, no family secret jutsu, no eye techniques, no tail beasts, no nothing.

Just a pure shot of dauntless determination and conviction.

And despite all the haters, Ill still admire Sakura. Why? Because like me, she came from nothing. Absolutely nothing. She had talent, yes. But talent without hard work is hardly anything at all. It amazes me that this girl was able to achieve so much, conquering feat after feat after feat.

Video games are so weird. Hey you just killed a giant goat man, have a pair of shoes you’re not intelligent enough to wear.

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny